Archive for February, 2010
One would imagine that there would be certain sports where Hello Kitty, no matter how hard she tried, would never be accepted. Of course, that would once again greatly underestimating the evil feline and her quest to put her face absolutely every where. For those of you who still doubt, here is the Hello Kitty [...]
Hello Kitty has an official music video, and although it is a terrible song, it does have one highly redeeming value — the words have absolutely nothing to do with Hello Kitty.
In the never ending line of Hello Kitty tattoos that make you thankful that you have at least an ounce of common sense, we now add the Hello Kitty Por Vida tattoo. I’m sure there will never be any regrets here with this tattoo just as there are never any regrets of forever giving your [...]
I must have really done something really (and I mean beyond belief)terrible in my last life because there simply is not another explanation as to why I have found myself suffering in Hello Kitty Hell. There are very few things in the world that I can think of that would be worse than being the [...]
The evil feline can never have enough weapons to arm her hoards of fanatics when it comes time to forcibly take over the world. Another Hello Kitty pink hand gun to add to that collection: Sent in by Shelly
One of the most difficult aspects of living in Hello Kitty Hell is explaining the complete fanaticism of Hello Kitty fanatics to people who have never met one. They simply have no reference, and any sane person would find it unbelievable the lengths that fanatics will go to surround themselves with the evil feline. This [...]
It was bound to happen. When there were already Hello Kitty Converse high tops, Hello Kitty Reeboks, Hello Kitty Asics (even Hello Kitty bowling shoes), you knew that Hello Kitty would make sure to dig her claws nice and deep into Nike:
If there is one thing that you can say about Hello Kitty fanatics, it is that they have created far more than their fair share of what becomes major tattoo regret the second they realize what that have inked on their bodies. One would think that the Hello Kitty fanatic would learn something from this [...]
What do you get the Hello Kitty fanatic in your life for Valentine’s Day? Apparently, the evil feline knows exactly what her fanatical followers want — to devour her brains:
I would put visiting the dentist pretty much up there with living in Hello Kitty Hell. When you put the two together, you basically have the makings for a complete horror show where stuff like the Hello Kitty tooth becomes a permanent fixture in your mouth after getting a Hello Kitty root canal. One would [...]
Seriously, if my wife ever is able to convince me to go out in an outfit like this, just shoot me. Sometimes there is nothing more to say.
There are some combinations that just should never go together. Hello Kitty x Jesus. Hello Kitty x S&M room. Hello Kitty x Men’s underwear (I could go on and on, but I would rather not have your suicide attempt traced back to this blog). Of course, Hello Kitty continually adds to this list. Case and [...]
Hello Kitty continues her quest to make sure nobody ever wants to eat again (or at least immeasurably suffer when it comes to eating food). Apparently being able to punch faces of Hello Kitty out of seaweed isn’t enough for the evil feline. For those that feel that it is too much effort to punch [...]