Hello Kitty Braces

It’s more than a bit ironic that despite Hello Kitty having no mouth, she has quite an oral branding fixation. This irony is all the worse because the Hello Kitty oral branding tends to be some of the worst. It’s difficult to keep one’s sanity when you see things like the Hello Kitty tooth, the Hello Kitty retainers, the Hello Kitty tongue stud and the Hello Kitty tongue and lip tattoos. One would assume that these disasters would bring Hello Kitty fanatics to their senses and that they would realize that Hello Kitty does not belong anywhere near their mouth, but that would be making the terrible assumption that Hello Kitty fanatics have common sense. Thus someone thought that Hello Kitty braces would be a good idea:

hello kitty braces

Let me give you a little hint that will serve you well in life. If you see a cute girl and she smiles at you to reveal a set of Hello Kitty braces or if your current significant others says that she has to have these, turn around and run. Better yet, sprint as fast as you can. Failure to do so with result you wearing a Hello Kitty tux while she walks down the aisle in a Hello Kitty wedding dress while you exchange Hello Kitty wedding rings. And that will only be the beginning of your Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Vivian

Update: You really thought that the evil feline could stick to a single color?

Hello Kitty fashion braces

Hello Kitty pink braces

Sent in by Vivian

27 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Braces

  1. Love your Blog, found it trying to find a Hello Kitty Backpack for my 6 y/o. Did not how many adults love HK to much, so people just need to get a life. Love your blog you are very funny.

  2. i’d want it so it’d be like eating hello kitty >w<
    nomnomnomnomnom
    and then when the dentist takes them off to replace them it's like… well, killing them LOLZ

  3. Actually, thinking about it, it’s hard enough to keep braces clean anyway, but with that shape, all those places bacteria can hide, you are just asking for rotten teeth.

  4. I like hello kitty but I don’t know if I’d get THOSE. My bed sheets are hello kitty, I HAVE stuffed hello kittys. Ive loved it since I was 3. My 4 year cousin likes hello kitty my 30 year old mom loves hello kiitty, my 34 year old aunt LOVES hk. I had hk movies. Even my cousin. My Twitter icon is hello kitty.
    P.S Daisy so your saying my almost my whole family doesn’t have a life. I DO have a life!
    P.P.S Don’t say I’m obssed with hk! JUST DON’T!!!

  5. Yeah Daisy, whats with the “people just need to get a life” thing? I’d reference more but your comment hardly makes sense.
    Calm down.

  6. @ Sprinkle919, I think Daisy’s a “drive-by troll”, and since “she” can’t actually write in English, I’d not sweat it too much.

  7. Eww, eww, eww.

    While I like Hello Kitty as much as the next girl, the braces are disgusting. It looks like bloody stains on her teeth. Ick!

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