Hello Kitty Hell

If you had any doubt that no place was safe from the claws of Hello Kitty, that doubt may now be put to rest. Hello Kitty has managed to wriggle her way into a lot of places she isn’t wanted, but I figured there were a few places that would never take to her - […]

There is just something about this photo that I like:

It’s all right. Settle down and catch your breath. I know you read that headline and just about had a heart attack thinking that I had finally completely lost it. I’m sure you pictured me having been taken away in a Hello Kitty straight jacket to spend the rest of my life knocking my head […]

Yep, this sums Hello Kitty up pretty damn well…

I know that they have Hello Kitty ash trays and Hello Kitty Zippo lighters, so Hello Kitty cigarettes really aren’t that much of a stretch - Sanrio probably already has them in the production pipeline and they will undoubtedly come with substances that produce further Hello Kitty […]

As I mentioned previously, there are very rare occasions when I actually like something Hello Kitty that I come across. This series of Hello Kitty zombies fits that category as well:

It is always nice when an artist is able to capture the “true” Hello Kitty for the world to see. Having spent the last few […]

It’s not often that I see something Hello Kitty that first appears so horrible that I’m actually relieved when I find out what it truly is. It does happen on occasion such as with the Hello Kitty cheese, but it’s a rarity. That rarity happened again when I received an email and thought I was […]

If people insist on sending me Hello Kitty related emails, fan art is preferable over Hello Kitty items that are just bound to make my life more of a living (Hello Kitty) hell once my wife sees them. Here is the latest piece of fan art sent in:

It came with the following message:
Alright, I drew […]

You know it’s going to be another Hello Kitty Hellish day when an email with photos like this arrives - the Hello Kitty lantern festival:

The second my wife saw these photos, she wanted to go. My mentioning that since the photos were posted online, it probably meant that the festival was already over (hoping beyond […]

On a very rare occasion, I come across something Hello Kitty that I actually like. One these days I have to stop, pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming, then put on just enough of a smile that my wife can’t discern whether I’m smiling or critically analyzing the evil feline in question. When […]

hmmmm, I received my first Hello Kitty Hell fan art today:

I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing since I fear that I’m the person that Hello Kitty is holding…
Sent in by buggy who should make sure that the helicopters and planes are using more lethal weapons in the next […]