Hello Kitty Hell

Sometimes I get emails that simply confirm that the next generation is doomed to live their own hello Kitty Hell. A perfect example of this is Hello Kitty pregnant belly art:

While I would much rather not have anything Hello Kitty end up in my email, that is an impossibility when you live in Hello Kitty Hell. Part of the daily torture is waking up each day to see Hello Kitty in all her evilness sent in by too many people with far too much extra [...]

Sometimes there just aren’t words… (the art image may not be safe for work and it is definitely not safe for your mind or future sanity — I seriously advise that you click away now, go to some other site and enjoy the entertainment that they provide, because if you choose to reject my words, [...]

It’s not enough that Hello Kitty comes out with a new Hello Kittified computer every few months and more Hello Kitty computer accessories than is healthy for anyone that can still refer to themselves sane to have, but of course that is not enough for the true Hello Kitty fanatics. They have to go out [...]

It is well known that Hello Kitty feels the need to be a part of any and every group out there even when she is not welcome. It appears that sometimes she doesn’t realize that there are probably groups that she really doesn’t want to associate with as evidence of the Hello Kitty Klu Klux [...]

If there are Hello Kitty Mexican wrestling masks, there really shouldn’t be any surprise that Hello Kitty pinatas also exist. I just wasn’t quite expecting a Hello Kitty pinata like this when I opened the email:

Well, I guess I can always dream:

I think it would have been more appropriate if she had been hunted down with a Hello Kitty shotgun, but then again, who am I to nitpick…
Sent in by Aein (via commercial archive) who deserves a beer on me if we should ever meet for bringing a smile to [...]

I’m off for two weeks of vacation which for most people would mean a nice relaxing time, but for me it means having to figure out ways to avoid Hello Kitty in places I’ve never been before. If life has dealt you the unfortunate hand of living with a Hello Kitty fanatic, you already know [...]

It’s bad enough when your girlfriend encourages you to dress up in Hello Kitty stuff (same guy as in the photos below) and humiliate yourself, but you know you’ve reached new depths of horror when you begin to see Hello Kitty even when the evil feline is not there. Case in point – the Hello [...]

It’s a sad, sad day in the world when the today’s youth believe it’s cool to tag walls with Hello Kitty graffiti: