Archive for 'Hello Kitty Decor'
Hello Kitty Pillow Case

Apparently (who could have imagined?) there is someone with even more hostility toward the evil feline than I have: Sent in by Minnie V.
Posted: August 27th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Decor.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Office Cubicle

You either had to have done something amazingly horrible in a past life or pissed off your co-workers to no end to deserve to have something like this done to your office cubicle. Either way, it is a good sign that it’s time to find a new job. I think this might even qualify as [...]
Posted: August 26th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Business, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 8
Hello Kitty Bondage Sofa (NSFW and Definitely Not For Your Sanity)
There really isn’t any doubt that the evil feline loves her sex. She can pretend all she wants that it is a shoulder massager, but it doesn’t take a genius to know that two kitties are much more likely to meet. Simply knowing that Hello Kitty latex beds, Hello Kitty S&M floggers, Hello Kitty pasties, [...]
Posted: July 13th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 22
Hello Kitty Porcelain Figurines

You know that Hello Kitty Hell has gone way beyond reasonable when I keep getting press releases from manufacturers about their new Hello Kitty products. I was never sure exactly what they wanted me to do with them since it was obvious that a site not fond of the evil feline really wouldn’t want to [...]
Posted: June 7th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Decor.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Bondage Room

One would assume that after the Hello Kitty latex bed there would have been enough Hello Kitty kink for the week, but then that would be greatly underestimating how much Hello Kitty loves her sex. This was made readily apparent when I found out that the Hello Kitty S&M love hotel existing was not enough, [...]
Posted: April 8th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty Mouth Mutant

Have you ever wondered why Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth? Let me tell you, it has nothing to do with her “only needing to speak from her heart.” It’s because when she has a mouth, you see her as the true mutant that she actually is. See for yourself: Sent in by Essi who [...]
Posted: December 28th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 15
Hello Kitty Canopy

I don’t think that guys understand the appeal of canopies over beds in the first place, but that lack of understanding compounds immeasurably when the canopy features the evil feline on it. Let’s hope that my wife fails to find one of these because I can think of nothing more disheartening than waking up in [...]
Posted: November 3rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Shower

My wife absolutely loves this Hello Kitty shower and would like to have one just like it to go along with the Hello Kitty house made of Hello Kitty bricks with Hello Kitty plants in front surrounded by the Hello Kitty picket fence with Hello Kitty display cases and Hello Kitty stained glass windows inside. [...]
Posted: October 18th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 15
Hello Kitty Bathroom Mirror

It’s bad enough waking up each morning and seeing Hello Kitty right in front of my face, but now my wife wants to multiply this pain by getting Hello Kitty bathroom mirrors. While she thinks that these are cute, they are simply another heart attack waiting to happen for me. On those nights that I [...]
Posted: October 5th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Digital Scale

We already have a Hello Kitty scale, but that doesn’t stop my wife from wanting other ones that she comes across. I find the whole idea rather ironic since the last thing that my wife wants to know from the evil feline is what she weighs. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Hello Kitty digital [...]
Posted: October 4th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Head Mount

Let me make it perfectly clear that I have no desire to ever have any type of Hello Kitty plush in my life. If, however, I was forced to pick one that I had to have, the Hello Kitty head mount would definitely give the Hello Kitty tarred plush a run for her money.
Posted: September 29th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 26
Hello Kitty Stained Glass Window
Any normal person would figure that after my wife had decided on the Hello Kitty house made of Hello Kitty bricks with Hello Kitty plants in front surrounded by the Hello Kitty picket fence and Hello Kitty display cases to keep all her Hello Kitty junk that my wife’s dream house had pretty much reached [...]
Posted: September 28th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor.
Comments: 17
Hello Kitty Wall Display

One would assume that being able to buy virtually anything with the evil feline’s face on it would be enough for Hello Kitty fanatics, but that is never the case. You also need to build a custom Hello Kitty head display case into your wall in which to display all the junk that you have [...]
Posted: September 25th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 9
Hello Kitty Worst of and Weekly Photo Dump
I received the following question in my email the other day: What are the worst Hello Kitty products out there? “Everything?” would be my immediate response. That being said, many of the things that I personally find horrifying never seemed to raise much of a ruckus among the readers here and the Hello Kitty fanatics [...]
Posted: September 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty Picket Fence

For most people that want a home, the dream is to have a little house with a white picket fence. The Hello Kitty fanatic, on the other hand, has a dream (and a nightmare to their partners) of a Hello Kitty house with pink Hello Kitty picket fence.
Posted: September 11th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor.
Comments: 20
Hello Kitty Steampunk

In her never ending quest to be a part of absolutely everything that exists, Hello Kitty has decided to morph into steampunk form:
Posted: September 9th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Decor.
Comments: 23
Hello Kitty Plant

The full extent of the Hello Kitty Hellish nightmare that my wife is imagining for our next house is coming into full view. She already has her sights set on a Hello Kitty brick house, and thinks that landscaping the yard with Hello Kitty bushes would add the perfect touch:
Posted: August 14th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty Brick

The problem with Hello Kitty Hell is that even something that is already far more horrendous than most people can imagine without wanting to physically hurt themselves can be made infinitely worse by additions that the Hello Kitty fanatic wants to make. Take, for example, the Hello Kitty house. Most people would take one look [...]
Posted: August 7th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 27
Hello Kitty Samurai Warrior

Anyone that lives in Hello Kitty Hell knows that Hello Kitty is more than happy to place her image on virtually anything. So it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that the evil feline would also like everyone to believe that she has been around forever (or at the very least, hundreds of years) because [...]
Posted: August 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 18
Hello Kitty Beer Stein

The never ending problem with Hello Kitty is that Sanrio and fanatics have learned that everyone has a price and therefore anything can be Hello Kittified. Want someone to make you a Hello Kitty beer stein for your Hello Kitty beer? Unfortunately, this is not a problem:
Posted: July 26th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Drinks.
Comments: 22
