Hello Kitty Bar
As with all things Hello Kitty, no matter how bad you think they have become, somewhere out there the evil feline is ready to show that things can always get worse. It was bad enough that they made a Hello Kitty cocktail, not to mention Hello Kitty wine, Hello Kitty sake and even Hello Kitty beer. From this one could expect that Hello Kitty whisky is just around the corner, but did someone really have to go and take it even a step further and create a Hello Kitty bar?
Think about having one of those in your house and inviting the guys over for a night of poker or a game of Foosball. The Hello Kitty bar would pretty much ensure that you could never face any of your friends again.
Of course, my wife absolutely loves it and thinks that a Hello Kitty bar is “something that we could both appreciate together.” Unfortunately, I haven’t had the heart to tell her (or the wish to sleep on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag) that I would have to do my appreciating bent over the Hello Kitty toilet in our Hello Kitty bathroom due to all the nausea something like that would undoubtedly produce. Ahhhh, one more thing to look forward to in Hello Kitty Hell…
Update: For some unfathomable reason, Hello Kitty fanatics such as starrainbow12 actually believe that I would enjoy seeing a close-up of this bar. Can someone please erase this image from my mind…
Posted: July 4th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 24
Comments
#1 Comment from adele
Time: July 5, 2009, 4:10 am
Cooool
#2 Comment from Sharon
Time: July 5, 2009, 5:46 am
Mixed drinks WITH mixed messages!
#3 Comment from leslie
Time: July 5, 2009, 1:13 pm
just delicately tell your wife that it looks more like a girl’s thing.she should at least understand that kittys and pink is not very masculine.
#4 Comment from Indigo
Time: July 5, 2009, 2:34 pm
Y’know, I’m not a hard-drinking lady, but I think that bar could drive me to it.
#5 Comment from Gail
Time: July 5, 2009, 7:18 pm
Don’t the bar stools seem a little “low”?
#6 Comment from danigirl
Time: July 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
the bar stools are def WAY to low, and as a drinker and HK fan it makes me want to run far FAR away, yikes
#7 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 6, 2009, 1:36 am
The bar stools seem a lot low! The correct height for a bar stool allows the customer to sit on the stool, and lean their elbows on the bar counter, and no human could do this!
Also, no straight man would ever voluntarily drink anywhere that pepto-bismol coloured!
#8 Comment from danigirl
Time: July 6, 2009, 2:42 am
this damn bar … run away screaming from I would
#9 Comment from kittycolin67
Time: July 6, 2009, 6:20 am
Well, it beats seeing pink elephants!
#10 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 6, 2009, 9:44 am
its a bar: ergo alcoholic drinks. Alcohol BURNS very well. Torch it.
#11 Comment from acton
Time: July 6, 2009, 10:33 am
I think you are seeing your own delusions again. The “bar” looks dry as no no alcohol served. It look like a candy counter. Snap out of it your losing it.
#12 Comment from Jere
Time: July 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
I think its good that you dont like HK
keeps you sane….
if my boyfriend liked hello kitty as much as I do….I would feel really weird ….I wouldnt like it.
that bar is super cute although the chairs are too low
#13 Comment from pamplemousse777
Time: July 6, 2009, 9:33 pm
I’d like to see a Hello Kitty single malt….
#14 Comment from jessica
Time: July 6, 2009, 9:42 pm
whether it be a candy bar or not, it’s still a suitable bar!! just get taller bar stools and replace the cups of candy with shot glasses! kewwwt
#15 Comment from Indiana
Time: July 6, 2009, 10:05 pm
…..No way.
That’s all I can really say.
#16 Comment from kitty
Time: July 7, 2009, 1:27 am
it’s so cute and it sure make every women envy ur wife if you get it for her..
#17 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 7, 2009, 10:29 am
I did not post that. and sugar burns just as well, just takes more lighter fluid.
#18 Comment from Liz
Time: July 7, 2009, 1:16 pm
Tell her to put it in mer own room for when her girlfriends come over. Compromise! 
#19 Comment from darlene
Time: July 10, 2009, 8:03 am
How could any person not want one of these in their house? It would be the perfect place to entertain friends and everyone would always be happy when they came over. And if your friends can’t deal with it, then they are obviously not real men just like you. Real men aren’t intimidated by Hello Kitty, but embrace her because their wife loves her and they love their wife.
#20 Comment from Andeedee
Time: July 17, 2009, 11:28 pm
I’m not sure I could bring myself to have a drink at this monstrosity. It looks like a birthday cake covered with booze.
#21 Comment from MJH
Time: September 13, 2009, 12:38 pm
It’s almost enough to make me stop drinking.
And also encouraging three year olds to drink.
#22 Comment from SHEENA
Time: September 29, 2009, 11:28 am
I just bought some Hello Kitty Wine online and this would be perfect for it!!!! lol
#23 Comment from Jacquelynn Loveless
Time: November 18, 2009, 4:09 pm
Where is this bar at?
#24 Comment from Dymond~Kitty
Time: December 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Oh come on guys… This is either strictly for HK lovin ladies or for little girl tea parties. This is FABULOUS!!!!! I love HK but no… I would not put this in my house. I’d just be bff’s with whoever’s house this was in ; )
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