Hello Kitty Darth Vader
I received an email with this photo of a Hello Kitty Darth Vader
Of course, when the email arrived and the Hello Kitty Darth Vader revealed herself, my wife instantly had good things to say about Star Wars. “Why doesn’t everyone dress like that - it makes something that’s ugly look so much cuter! I would even go to one of those conventions if I could wear that.
I explained that this was another photoshop joke and that nobody really made it. I explained that every Star Wars fan would probably roll over in their grave at the site of this piece of sacrilege if it were true. None of this common sense fazed her.
This is another one of the ever present dangers of living in Hello Kitty Hell among the fanatics - no matter how bizarre or wrong something is, they can only see “cute” when Hello Kitty is placed on it. I’m just thankful that there are no more movies coming out because she would likely make a costume like that and attend…
Posted: August 5th, 2006 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 40
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Comment from Wendy
Time: August 14, 2006, 10:01 pm
So, I have this picture on my monitor and my husband, who is playing video games in the background says, “hey, what is that? A white Darth Vader? Cool! When I explained that it was a Hello Kitty Darth, expecting him to be instantly uninterested, he goes, “Even better. Send me that link, will ya!” Apparently, he has come up with a heretofor unknown use for a Hello Kitty Darth Vader costume.
Comment from info
Time: August 15, 2006, 11:02 am
I think you may want to start worrying about now 
Comment from skamperdans
Time: August 31, 2006, 7:42 am
WTF? This is the most horrible thing ever! I hope you’re right and it is a photo manip cause if someone actually took the time to make this abomination they have worse problems than your wife.
Comment from Elisa
Time: October 8, 2006, 1:14 am
That’s just WRONG! Don’t be messing with the Vader!
Comment from Patrick
Time: December 6, 2006, 10:06 am
I no longer fear hell.
Comment from celine
Time: April 15, 2007, 10:11 pm
thats thee wrong-est thing that could ever happen to evil
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Time: April 17, 2007, 10:05 am
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Comment from Georgeanna
Time: June 6, 2007, 8:20 pm
even the nerds beat him up that day!!!!!
p.s. my favorit curse cover-up is…
OH HELL … O KITTY
just thought you might want to know
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Time: June 11, 2007, 2:17 am
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Comment from pat
Time: June 25, 2007, 12:24 pm
I just have to wonder when they will start to make the hello kitty adult products and privately used adult products. Or the hello kitty products that will enhance the honorable pleasure of two people.
Gag. What’s next. Hello Kitty vomiting dolls?
Comment from Nechevo
Time: June 26, 2007, 9:12 pm
They already did a Hello Kitty vibrator.
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Time: July 10, 2007, 5:29 am
[…] with Hello Kitty, but sometimes my wife shows me items that are just wrong on so many levels. The Hello Kitty Darth Vader is one of them which will have most Star Wars fans rolling in their graves long after they die. […]
Comment from PGT
Time: July 13, 2007, 7:18 am
“kitty… i am your father.”
no dude, just… no.
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Time: July 15, 2007, 7:46 am
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Comment from chelsea
Time: July 18, 2007, 6:43 am
Funnt picture !!! who isit ?
Comment from NCtatus
Time: July 18, 2007, 2:20 pm
Ohhh how we wish that was a photochop.
I’ve seen too many in the series of pics for them to all be photoshop while perusing the images from A-Kon a friend attended. Worse of all, that Vader was also recently parading around on live tv at the 30th anniversary of Star Wars on G4tv.
I think this and the Hello Klingon was done for the same reason one comic shop owner attends A-kon as SAILOR OGRE if he does not recieve enough charity donations in the store; Squick Factor. Yes, an elaborate joke to watch the masses squirm, -even within your own fandom.
Several ladies I’ve heard of even turns it to their own advantage. In Warhammer war gaming, one lady converted her most deadly war-robot to a HELLo Kitty themed fiend, drawing all the firepower her opponents can rain down on that unit only. By the time the robot is finally, mercifully, destroyed, the opponent’s troops are surrounded and getting ripped up by her troops. This has inspired a lady friend in Dallas to turn her deadliest monster in her Tyranid army into a pikachu for the same advantage…
Comment from Darth Kitty
Time: September 7, 2007, 2:44 pm
COOL!!! )) I hope the author wouldn’t be against making this avatar ^)
http://userpic.livejournal.com/65570459/10611934
Comment from Buf
Time: September 9, 2007, 4:26 pm
haha i love it, i don’t think it’s a photoshop joke… but if it is that is one hell of a good one!
Comment from Darth Bob
Time: September 10, 2007, 9:58 am
I fear this is not a joke. Or if it is they did a good job. I recognize the background on this one (I think) as being the second floor at gen-con in Indianapolis. View through the window I am pretty sure is the hotel (Hyatt) across from the convention center).
Comment from Punk kitty
Time: September 11, 2007, 10:26 am
howdee dis is de most awesome thing i’ve eva seen where can i get 1?? r u sellin dis 1 ??
Comment from cristina
Time: September 11, 2007, 4:44 pm
so much for the dark side…
Comment from ari-el
Time: September 26, 2007, 3:10 am
its pink , its cute , its star wars, its hello kitty! i wish i had that costume and i would like to wear everyday when i go out 
Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: November 30, 2007, 7:40 am
Darth Vader never looked so cute!
Comment from Emilene
Time: December 13, 2007, 9:09 am
This reminds me of a story… I love hello kitty and my boyfriend doesn’t. But he does like Halo. So I made him a HALO KITTY I drew Master Chief’s helmet on hello kitty’s body and put a big boy on it and I make him keep it in his binder and walk around school with it.
Comment from TheXMan
Time: December 29, 2007, 8:57 am
Emilene, The X-Man will track you down and X you OUT. Your “boy”-friend, and the X-Man does mean “boy” will be XX-ed out for lacking sufficient Y chromosomes.
You have been warned.
Watch your back.
Comment from Eric
Time: January 11, 2008, 9:44 pm
Sweeeet!!!!
Comment from Jared
Time: January 15, 2008, 9:45 am
As a huge Star Wars fan, this makes me want to hurl my innards at whoever came up with this atrocious abomination.
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Comment from auds
Time: February 12, 2008, 7:32 am
this is what happened when vader’s granddaughters got ahold of him. lol
Comment from mhkitty
Time: February 12, 2008, 4:50 pm
If I saw him out in public, I’d have to make a shot for his nads to a)make sure they’re still there and b)let him know how ridonkulous he looks! Yes, I said ridonkulous!
Comment from Russell Fox
Time: February 13, 2008, 9:27 am
I have to say that I would love to see that on my 5-year-old. It beats the Hell out of a regular Hello Kitty costume!
Comment from lynne
Time: February 16, 2008, 1:33 pm
Sorry, Mr. Hello Kitty Hell…but it’s not a joke.
If I remember correctly , I’ve seen that costume on youtube in a twisted video where Darth Vader tries to woo the Pink HK vader.
I’ll have to doublecheck when I’m at my own computer, but … I’m pretty sure that’s the one.
Comment from Lynne
Time: February 16, 2008, 6:46 pm
I stand corrected. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn2_y5b9vYg
it’s still horribly pink with evil, but it’s not hello kitty at least
Comment from esha
Time: February 20, 2008, 10:03 am
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! that is awesome!! omg… i love these pictures… i believe this one is real guys… and i don’t think it was at a star wars convention.. i think it may have been an anime convention of some sort… possibly anime expo in la… that seems like the most likely place you would find it…. they have man faye! Last year at oakon i met a guy decked from head to toe in hello kitty stuff… she was hello kitty overload… i couldn’t believe that was her costume the whole weekend. lost of colors and kitty. *shivers*
Comment from jamie
Time: March 7, 2008, 4:01 pm
that is sooot is sooooooooooo funny it is like starwars gone wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Comment from John
Time: April 7, 2008, 4:57 pm
My friend is obsessed with star wars and would kill himself to see Darth Vader abused in such an inappropriate fashion
Comment from Warpcore_Breach
Time: May 7, 2008, 6:22 am
I will confirm that this is no photoshop. I see this guy every year at Dragon-Con in Atlanta. He generally draws quite a crowd.
Comment from mrz80
Time: May 7, 2008, 9:43 am
I have an acquaintance who attends many ‘cons. She reports that she actually *knows* the twisted individual in that costume.
Comment from stuart
Time: May 15, 2008, 4:13 pm
that aint photoshopped, well it is really, that was at a bristol convention centre, that was it, exacly how it is there, except the hello kitty symbol, the original symbol was pink ribbon for cancer care. luke iam your mother
Comment from Hello Kitty rules!!
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:40 am
ROLF
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