Hello Kitty Gun
To everyone that visits Hello Kitty Hell on a regular basis, it’s time to take a seat and sit firmly down. I don’t want you falling over in shock like I did. Hello Kitty Hell isn’t quite freezing over, but there is a definite chill in the air. Yes, believe it or not, there was a Hello Kitty item that my wife saw that she was only lukewarm about and even uttered the words – okay, time to hold on tight because the earth may crack open and swallow us all to our deaths – “I don’t think I need that (Hello Kitty item)” Yes, I have been pinching myself all day wondering if it was all a wonderful dream that couldn’t possible be true and have bruises all over my arms to prove it.
The Hello Kitty item in question is a Hello Kitty gun which sent to me by readers Mackenzie and Dolores. I am assuming that both are photo shopped and aren’t real, but since my wife isn’t interested in them, this is one Hello Kitty item I really wish they did make.
wife: “Hello Kitty doesn’t kill things.”
me: “You could use it for target practice.”
wife: “What would I shoot for targets?”
me: (smile on my face) “hmmm, I don’t know. I’m sure we could find something around the house.”
wife: (no smile on face) “I hope you aren’t suggesting what I think you are.”
It was at this point that I was glad that she didn’t have the Hello Kitty gun as it would have probably been used on me…
But besides that little incident, there have been nothing but sunny skies in Hello Kitty Hell with the historic even of her not wanting something Hello Kitty. I will have to savor this as I predict it is a once in a lifetime event and tomorrow will return to the Hello Kitty Hell I have known for so long.
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Posted: January 25th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 39
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#1 Comment from Pedro
Time: January 26, 2007, 5:08 pm
I was really puzzled by this gun, to say the least. So I checked it out and I think I’ve found the manufacturer here. It seems to be an airsoft replica, so I think your wife can get one, after all. You decide if this is a good or a bad news.
While I was tracking this, I also found this interesting HK item. That’s a way to bring HK always inside your head!
(I apologize for the irony. I also have a “cute addict” wife and I have a slight idea what a Hello Kitty Hell is like.)
#2 Comment from Roxanne
Time: February 3, 2007, 8:40 pm
I have already seen a picture of this gun–i have it saved in my pictures. I have several strange Hello Kitty pics I have found on the net including a Hello Kitty fire extinguisher and other toys if you get my drift.
#3 Comment from Que
Time: February 7, 2007, 10:46 pm
If I was walking down the street and some weird guy approached me, if I pulled out the HK gun, I have a feeling he’d be more scared of Hello Kitty then he would be of the gun itself, HA HA!
#4 Comment from Erin
Time: February 14, 2007, 3:30 pm
I can’t believe there is a HK gun. Was wondering where you found the pic at. I would like to track it down and get it for my HK collection. Any help locating one would be great! I would like the poink one. Thanks
#5 Comment from Mike Williamson
Time: March 18, 2007, 4:39 pm
No, they’re real. Custom, but real. HK has been airbrushed, milled, engraved, printed and colorized onto a variety of weapons.
And pink is the in color for women and girls.
Here’s my daughter:
#6 Comment from Shayna
Time: April 20, 2007, 1:42 pm
Look at that! Something that is as scary to me as Hello Kitty is to you! Children toting assualt rifles!
I hope to never hear you say how scary Hello Kitty is again. 
#7 Comment from Matt
Time: June 12, 2007, 6:51 am
HI Everybody!!!
I was wondering if anybody knew where I could get the “Hello Kitty” 1911 .45 pictured above. I would love to get it for my wife for her birthday, any help would be GREAT!!!!! Thanks and everybody take care!!!
Matt
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#10 Comment from nashawnda
Time: October 12, 2007, 10:11 am
this is soooo cute i want these guns sooo bad i cant belive they actually have these i have been looking 4 these 4 ever i finally found them!!!!!!!11 oh yeah and matt i dont know where you can find the 45 but when you find it holla at me
#11 Comment from den j
Time: October 15, 2007, 6:50 pm
i have been doing some research on this alleged HK pistol. i truely beleive it was photoshopped and does not exist. the link to the other websight provides absolutely no ionformation on where to get one or how to custom order one. i work at a gun store and will continue to do research.
just wondering if anyone has actually found where to get one.
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#13 Comment from Brandon
Time: December 28, 2007, 11:17 pm
That’s really cool!! Ahaha, awesome 
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#15 Comment from Mike Irwin
Time: January 18, 2008, 1:33 pm
weeeeellllll … a squadron of Challenger II tanks, painted day-glo pink with Hello Kitty hood ornaments would go nicely with breakfast. Of course, the support crews would all have to be Japanese, diminutive, and very, very pretty !
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#17 Comment from Joe
Time: February 19, 2008, 5:32 pm
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/02/19/resnik.painted.guns.kpnx
Here is a video on cnn.com on these customized Hello Kitty weapons.
#18 Comment from Dean
Time: February 20, 2008, 4:59 pm
Here is the real deal. They are fully operational AK’s…Awesome accessory to any girls outfit.
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#20 Comment from darle
Time: February 27, 2008, 1:05 pm
What’s wrong with you? you obviously photoshopped an average gun, just so people would beleive hello kitty is an evil murderer. even if she DID make it, i’m sure she did it in honour of you. and you know what? you deserved to be shot by that gun.
#21 Comment from Chickey
Time: March 23, 2008, 1:04 am
hey…
my boyfriend saw the top gun and wanted to know what type it is…
he hopes that he can actually get it like that, but he asked me to find out what model of gun it is so that he can get one, and hello kitty put on it…
no joke
>^.^<
#22 Comment from Mari
Time: March 26, 2008, 5:27 pm
I’m against violence..but for absolute cuteness
I would want this gun. mwahaha =)
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#24 Comment from crystal
Time: May 9, 2008, 9:09 am
wow…..
#25 Comment from GC
Time: August 3, 2008, 7:21 pm
OMG HOW MUCH IS THIS?!
#26 Comment from Garciaa[:
Time: August 11, 2008, 6:37 pm
OMFGGG where in the world
did you get that cuz i definatly want
oneee
#27 Comment from ashley campbell
Time: September 9, 2008, 10:20 am
where do find a hello kitty gun i want a 9mm
#28 Comment from kalashnikat
Time: September 23, 2008, 1:35 pm
HK in firearms terms usually refers to a Hechler & Koch firearm…guess now there could be an HK H&K.
#29 Comment from Ziva
Time: November 3, 2008, 9:26 pm
Have you ever seen the Hello Kitty AK-47′s they are so cute! And btw there are many manufacturers that make Hello Kitty firearms. Just so you know I am a bit of a gun craze LOL I once told my brother that I wanted a Garand and a replica to paint fun colors and he thought it was blasphemy!
“Remember guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” ~ My shooting instructor
~Ziva
#30 Comment from WTFbruh
Time: November 28, 2008, 5:11 pm
thats dope
#31 Comment from spacebunny
Time: February 12, 2009, 12:12 pm
It would be so humiliating to be shot with that thing. I think many people when questioned by police if they remember any details about the shooter would neglect to mention they were shot with a pink Hello Kitty handgun.
#32 Comment from babigrl
Time: May 6, 2009, 10:35 am
omg that gun is awesome i want it soo bad
#33 Comment from Karin T
Time: May 16, 2009, 10:57 am
I like weapons, I like Hello Kitty and I’m a girl… so, I would like to get one! Something tells me the bad guys will be so distracted by the pink that I won’t need to actually fire at them! XD
#34 Comment from Elvee Kaye
Time: June 3, 2009, 9:29 am
Hello Kitty–for the very best in home defense!
#35 Comment from tika
Time: July 11, 2009, 10:53 am
its funny
#36 Comment from Nicole
Time: August 15, 2009, 9:31 am
What’s wrong with you? you obviously photoshopped an average gun, just so people would beleive hello kitty is an evil murderer. even if she DID make it, i’m sure she did it in honour of you. and you know what? you deserved to be shot by that gun.
Did I mention I love your commenters? I love your commenters.
#37 Comment from jessica green
Time: December 7, 2009, 12:36 pm
:p lol hahahaha i am wierd lol hahahahahhahhaha
#38 Comment from Mrs Newsome
Time: February 19, 2010, 8:53 am
Where do you find these guns? I was looking for a hand gun and am a HK fan and would LOVE to get my hands on one of these!
#39 Comment from ARIEL JADE
Time: March 16, 2010, 9:38 pm
HOW CAN I GET 1????
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