Hello Kitty Gun

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

To everyone that visits Hello Kitty Hell on a regular basis, it’s time to take a seat and sit firmly down. I don’t want you falling over in shock like I did. Hello Kitty Hell isn’t quite freezing over, but there is a definite chill in the air. Yes, believe it or not, there was a Hello Kitty item that my wife saw that she was only lukewarm about and even uttered the words – okay, time to hold on tight because the earth may crack open and swallow us all to our deaths – “I don’t think I need that (Hello Kitty item)” Yes, I have been pinching myself all day wondering if it was all a wonderful dream that couldn’t possible be true and have bruises all over my arms to prove it.

The Hello Kitty item in question is a Hello Kitty gun which sent to me by readers Mackenzie and Dolores. I am assuming that both are photo shopped and aren’t real, but since my wife isn’t interested in them, this is one Hello Kitty item I really wish they did make.

Hello Kitty gun

Hello Kitty gun

wife: “Hello Kitty doesn’t kill things.”

me: “You could use it for target practice.”

wife: “What would I shoot for targets?”

me: (smile on my face) “hmmm, I don’t know. I’m sure we could find something around the house.”

wife: (no smile on face) “I hope you aren’t suggesting what I think you are.”

It was at this point that I was glad that she didn’t have the Hello Kitty gun as it would have probably been used on me…

But besides that little incident, there have been nothing but sunny skies in Hello Kitty Hell with the historic even of her not wanting something Hello Kitty. I will have to savor this as I predict it is a once in a lifetime event and tomorrow will return to the Hello Kitty Hell I have known for so long.

44 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Gun

  1. I was really puzzled by this gun, to say the least. So I checked it out and I think I’ve found the manufacturer here. It seems to be an airsoft replica, so I think your wife can get one, after all. You decide if this is a good or a bad news.
    While I was tracking this, I also found this interesting HK item. That’s a way to bring HK always inside your head!
    (I apologize for the irony. I also have a “cute addict” wife and I have a slight idea what a Hello Kitty Hell is like.)

  2. I have already seen a picture of this gun–i have it saved in my pictures. I have several strange Hello Kitty pics I have found on the net including a Hello Kitty fire extinguisher and other toys if you get my drift.

  3. If I was walking down the street and some weird guy approached me, if I pulled out the HK gun, I have a feeling he’d be more scared of Hello Kitty then he would be of the gun itself, HA HA!

  4. I can’t believe there is a HK gun. Was wondering where you found the pic at. I would like to track it down and get it for my HK collection. Any help locating one would be great! I would like the poink one. Thanks

  5. Look at that! Something that is as scary to me as Hello Kitty is to you! Children toting assualt rifles!
    I hope to never hear you say how scary Hello Kitty is again. :P

  6. HI Everybody!!!
    I was wondering if anybody knew where I could get the “Hello Kitty” 1911 .45 pictured above. I would love to get it for my wife for her birthday, any help would be GREAT!!!!! Thanks and everybody take care!!!
    Matt

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  8. this is soooo cute i want these guns sooo bad i cant belive they actually have these i have been looking 4 these 4 ever i finally found them!!!!!!!11 oh yeah and matt i dont know where you can find the 45 but when you find it holla at me

  9. i have been doing some research on this alleged HK pistol. i truely beleive it was photoshopped and does not exist. the link to the other websight provides absolutely no ionformation on where to get one or how to custom order one. i work at a gun store and will continue to do research.
    just wondering if anyone has actually found where to get one.

  10. weeeeellllll … a squadron of Challenger II tanks, painted day-glo pink with Hello Kitty hood ornaments would go nicely with breakfast. Of course, the support crews would all have to be Japanese, diminutive, and very, very pretty !

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  12. What’s wrong with you? you obviously photoshopped an average gun, just so people would beleive hello kitty is an evil murderer. even if she DID make it, i’m sure she did it in honour of you. and you know what? you deserved to be shot by that gun.

  13. hey…
    my boyfriend saw the top gun and wanted to know what type it is…
    he hopes that he can actually get it like that, but he asked me to find out what model of gun it is so that he can get one, and hello kitty put on it…
    no joke
    >^.^<

  14. Have you ever seen the Hello Kitty AK-47’s they are so cute! And btw there are many manufacturers that make Hello Kitty firearms. Just so you know I am a bit of a gun craze LOL I once told my brother that I wanted a Garand and a replica to paint fun colors and he thought it was blasphemy!

    “Remember guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” ~ My shooting instructor

    ~Ziva

  15. It would be so humiliating to be shot with that thing. I think many people when questioned by police if they remember any details about the shooter would neglect to mention they were shot with a pink Hello Kitty handgun.

  16. I like weapons, I like Hello Kitty and I’m a girl… so, I would like to get one! Something tells me the bad guys will be so distracted by the pink that I won’t need to actually fire at them! XD

  17. What’s wrong with you? you obviously photoshopped an average gun, just so people would beleive hello kitty is an evil murderer. even if she DID make it, i’m sure she did it in honour of you. and you know what? you deserved to be shot by that gun.

    Did I mention I love your commenters? I love your commenters.

  18. @Ashley: I think that one might be photoshopped, but you could buy a stainless steel 1911 pistol, have it refinished in pink, and add a set of Hello Kitty grips. A site called gungrips.net can probably whip some up for you.

    Yep, I’m a gun guy, and every time I see HK on this page, I mentally turn it into H&K, as in the Heckler and Koch gun company ^_^;

  19. hello guys????
    can you direct me where i could buy that gun….
    please100x coz i want to shot somebody??????know who is me my

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