Hello Kitty Assault Rifle
Yes, we already know that Hello Kitty has a things for guns including AK47s and Armoured Personnel Carriers so it’s really no surprise that she would come out with another assault rifle:
On the surface, a Hello Kitty gun just seems wrong (but then again, anything Hello Kitty could fit that description). But with a little more thought, one could argue there is something quite appropriate about the character that is all about “love and sweetness” displaying her true colors and what she is really all about (death and misery for all those Hello Kitty fanatics that needed a hint). I guess in the end, it really doesn’t matter because either way, it’s still misery in Hello Kitty Hell..
Sent in by far too many people who obviously have way too much time on their hands if they could ever even think that sending me this photo was a good use of their time…
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Posted: December 16th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Sports, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 41
Comments
#1 Comment from Misawa
Time: December 16, 2007, 8:12 am
Awwww….
This is perfect. Just what Hello kitty means for us to do!
With this all of us fanatics can force.. I mean help everyone know who and what Hello Kitty stands for! We shall use this gun to spread Hello Kitty’s love throughout the world with the bullets of sweetness :3
Yes Queen Hello Kitty will be pleased with our work to make.. I mean persuade with force.. everyone to join her army.. I mean minons.. er… followers of light!
xD Haha haha ok enough kidding..
Thats scary to think .. Papa Buy me Hello kitty.. Ok sweety what is it.. a GUN!
#2 Comment from phinky
Time: December 16, 2007, 10:04 am
It’s a carbine rifle. They are known as M-4 carbine in the Army.
#3 Comment from redlegphi
Time: December 16, 2007, 11:20 am
I’m curious. Does your wife also find this to be “the cutest thing ever!”?
#4 Comment from redlegphi
Time: December 16, 2007, 11:22 am
Ah, I see you have already answered that question on the HK AK-47 post. My apologies.
#6 Comment from shadowdragon
Time: December 16, 2007, 1:48 pm
HEY DARLENE!
Is THIS how Hello Kitty spreads love and caring through the world???
#7 Comment from brien
Time: December 16, 2007, 1:57 pm
Well, the Hello Kitty AK-47 was obviously ‘shopped, and explicitly a joke.
This one looks more real. I’d like more info, if anyone has it.
#8 Comment from MauserGirl
Time: December 16, 2007, 2:57 pm
I think that’s funny.
Personally, I would not be caught dead at the range with a pink rifle, Hello Kitty or no Hello Kitty. But these days, you can get your rifles in almost any color known to man if you want to spend the extra money for it. Decorate with Hello Kitty stickers as seen here and voila … your very own Hello Kitty rifle.
Technically, this isn’t even really a Hello Kitty rifle. It’s a pink rifle with Hello Kitty stickers on it.
#9 Comment from k
Time: December 16, 2007, 3:26 pm
It’s cutie, if I ever had to get a gun, god forbid, I’d get a hello kitty one.
#10 Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: December 16, 2007, 4:41 pm
When they outlaw Hello Kitty guns, only outlaws will have Hello Kitty guns!
#11 Comment from Georg
Time: December 16, 2007, 7:08 pm
There are times when I’d love one to spread a little “holiday cheer.” Hello Kitty would approve.
#12 Comment from Eize
Time: December 16, 2007, 7:57 pm
Nothing says “Seasons Greetings” from Hello Kitty and mailmen than an AK-47. XD
#13 Comment from Shay
Time: December 16, 2007, 9:10 pm
So, does anyone know if this one is real?
#14 Comment from brien
Time: December 16, 2007, 10:08 pm
I’ve been poking around a bit and have discovered that this firearm is absolutely feasible. Many manufacturers make pink AR-15 parts. Add a couple Hello Kitty stickers, and there ya go.
#15 Comment from Moriyah
Time: December 16, 2007, 11:32 pm
It’s the perfect accoutrement for the hard a$$ women in the ghettos… you can still be girlie while killing a b****h!
O_o
Yeah. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Now I want to know if Darlene thinks this is a positive way to spread Hello (satan) Kitty love.
#16 Comment from hope
Time: December 17, 2007, 4:55 am
OH MY GOD> i need this rifle.
i already have a pink m4, but it isn’t hello kitty.
my boyfriend is planning on building a hello kitty AR-15 for me, and this would save him the trouble. i must find out where it is!!!
i love guns almost as much as i love hello kitty
#17 Comment from Wendyscat
Time: December 17, 2007, 6:32 am
‘i love guns almost as much as i love hello kitty’ – from ‘hope’
There IS something wrong with that picture.
?! arghh!!!
Maybe if you and your assailant had these you’d be stopped in your weapon-wielding tracks and, uh, laugh?
#18 Comment from k
Time: December 17, 2007, 11:53 pm
Seems Darlene is still missing in action, maby she realy can’t defend this one.
#19 Comment from Kari Rose
Time: December 18, 2007, 4:53 pm
“”Seems Darlene is still missing in action, maby she realy can’t defend this one.”"
Omgosh! Whether you choose to believe it, Darlene DOES have a life you know :/
I’m sorry, but the fact you’ve even acknoledged the fact she hadn’t posted here proves your a tad obsessed.
MAAAAAAAN, some people spend too much time on this website.
#20 Comment from Dustin
Time: December 18, 2007, 9:07 pm
At the very least, the image of a gang rumble going down in which these guns would be used is incredibly laughable. Now we just need more violent Hello Kitty products to sway the parental masses into believing that Hello Kitty is no longer a good influence, but rather worthy of bannishment from the TV.
Knives, swords, throwing stars, axes, clubs. Surely a sacrifice of awesome weapon style for the sake of ridding the world of hello kitty would be worth it.
#21 Comment from Meredith
Time: December 19, 2007, 12:10 am
Hope: It’s easy, buy some stickers. This is just a pink rifle with stickers on it, you can see if you click to view it full-size.
And also, this post reminded me of the SNL episode where sweet little Natalie Portman does a gangsta rap about doing drugs at Harvard.
#22 Comment from k
Time: December 19, 2007, 2:45 am
Kari Rose – you’re commenting about my “ubsessivness” and you have done so before. So who is the ubsessive one me or YOU! And yes I am ubsessive about hk she’s adorable and this blog is hilarious. Please do me a favor and quit acting as if you know everything.
#23 Comment from k
Time: December 19, 2007, 2:52 am
Oh and Kari my ubsessions are my business not yours I’d appreciate it if you’d keep your nose out.
#24 Comment from Wendy
Time: December 20, 2007, 8:58 am
This is really disturbing to use something that’s really meant for children on an AK47.
#25 Comment from David
Time: December 26, 2007, 12:21 pm
I also built a pink Hello Kitty AR-15 for my wife this Christmas. You can see it on my blog here: http://blog.riflegear.com/archive/2007/12/26/hello-kitty-ar-15—evil-black-rifle-meets-cute-and.aspx
#26 Comment from Eric
Time: January 12, 2008, 5:37 pm
Anyone know how much this piece is, My S.O. thinks maybe $500.00? Is he right? Were just surfing the net together and cant seem to agree on this. Anyone else surf with their other?
Thanks,
The Big E & Dan the Big D
#27 Comment from barfo rama
Time: January 12, 2008, 10:31 pm
Die Barney! Die Die Die!
#28 Comment from tay tay
Time: February 12, 2008, 6:32 pm
omg,thats my worse dream,i HATE HK shes crazy more crazy than dora, that just stupid kids think its cute im young and thats just really stupid omg what a ho.shes more nuts than baney that purple dino.
#29 Comment from Qamara
Time: March 7, 2008, 5:56 am
OMG thats the coolest thing i have ever seen
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#31 Comment from Matthew
Time: July 21, 2008, 3:49 pm
wow this is the fun niest thing i’ve ever seen lol….but i’d never get that gun..unless instead of kitty it had funny bunny sticker……..lmao…i’d be getting in insults, juokes, and cute but abuse and sarcastic bunnies all at once…haha
if they come out with a red one that says eat my shorts on it…let me know
#32 Comment from tamara
Time: October 12, 2008, 12:48 am
How can I buy that and what’s the price? Please get back at me asap. Thank you!
#33 Comment from IHateHelloKitty
Time: November 1, 2008, 8:21 am
Oh my god why don’t we put Hello Kitty out of it’s misery with one of those things?
#34 Comment from Kels
Time: February 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
Beautiful.
#35 Comment from VannaCuppycake
Time: April 20, 2009, 9:42 pm
D
i want that s#!%!!
its gorgeous!!
#36 Comment from Sumerian
Time: April 27, 2009, 11:02 am
Damn that gun is sexy! It seems to be a .308 conversion of the standard Armalite 15 platform. If it fired the .223 round used in the Armalite series rifles then it would have the STANAG magazine. The fact that the magazine is straight suggests it is either a non-STANAG .223 magazine (which would be moronic) or it uses a heavier round.
#37 Comment from Karin T
Time: May 16, 2009, 12:00 pm
I said it with the guns: I like weapons and I like Hello Kitty.
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#39 Comment from Scythe
Time: June 17, 2009, 11:32 pm
looks like an SR-25 low cap mag
#40 Comment from sj224
Time: August 9, 2009, 5:54 pm
Yeah, everyone should go out and buy this, because what spreads peace and kindness like a few hundred bullets in your head?
#41 Comment from lezette
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
HOW DO I BUY ONE OF THESE!!!!!!!!
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