Hello Kitty AK-47

I guess if there are Hello Kitty guns and Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carriers, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that something which is supposed to exude love and friendship would be found on a AK-47:

Again, my wife is totally anti-Hello Kitty gun — “Hello Kitty brings love, she doesn’t kill” — but I think that this is simply showing Hello Kitty’s true colors. While she doesn’t necessarily destroy civilization with bullets and bombs, she does do it with a overwhelming blanket of cuteness that may be much more psychologically damaging to the world. I personally think it should be the weapon of choice for all Hello Kitty Hunters

And as the sales pitch notes, “A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.” What Hello Kitty fanatic wouldn’t want one?

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! An mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house. A bargain at only $1072.95!

Sent in by Ashley (via Glam Guns) who should shoot every Hello Kitty collection with it that she comes in contact with.

Posted: October 9th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 70

Comments

Comment from KALIKADAWNE
Time: October 9, 2007, 9:50 pm

That is sooo photoshopped.

Comment from darlene
Time: October 9, 2007, 10:58 pm

What is wrong with you? This is a fake. Hello Kitty would never allow something like this to be made under her name. And you should be ashamed for showing it and trying to give her a bad reputation. It shows how petty you are and how you have no appreciation for the only thing making you popular.

Comment from SunshineReaper
Time: October 9, 2007, 11:38 pm

omg WANT! If HK really does feel what i feel than sometimes she wants to go postal on a few choice morons. No this is not a real gun, says so right on the Glam Guns site, but it sure looks convincing as hell.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: October 10, 2007, 12:46 am

AK-47, when you absolutely, positively, *have* to destroy every piece of marketting tat in the room. Accept no substitutes!

Comment from jennster
Time: October 10, 2007, 1:54 am

darlene will be buying one of these to shoot HKH dude with. my favorite item yet!

Comment from Absinth
Time: October 10, 2007, 2:18 am

How can or not HK allow something done in her name? Hk doesn’t exist… it’s just a character property of sanrio… Darlene is a very confused person…
Hey everybody, how can we get the message that HK doesn’t really exist to darlene and all the poor souls like her?

Comment from Absinth
Time: October 10, 2007, 2:20 am

I’ve tried to make her understand (and a lot of other peole too) but it seems I’ve failed…
Either she understands it or she leaves the blog once and for all lol
Any ideas?

Comment from Cat Lady
Time: October 10, 2007, 4:13 am

But if Darlene goes away, so does the bonus entertainment that she has been providing. Besides, I’m starting to think that she must be about 12 years old or possibly developmentally disabled…the only thing that could explain her irrationality and zero grasp of reality.
BTW, the kitty assault rifle would go rather nicely with the kitty handguns (see Jan 25, 2007 post).

Comment from Absinth
Time: October 10, 2007, 7:26 am

Cat Lady, you are right… Darlene does bring an extra dose of fun

Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: October 10, 2007, 7:47 am

Y’know what would be perfect? If it shot pink-anodized bullets that left exit wounds in the shape of hearts, flowers, et cetera.

Comment from Wendy
Time: October 10, 2007, 7:58 am

This looks fake to me . . . .and it would be hard to believe sanrio would even allow this. But then again . . . .

Comment from Georg
Time: October 10, 2007, 8:29 am

This is probably the first HK thing I would actually want. Because this is possibly the only thing scarier than having an AK-47 aimed at you- would be to have it in hot pink. Because you know that’s got to be one crazy *bleep* holding a gun like that.

Comment from Angie
Time: October 10, 2007, 8:42 am

As amazing as this is, look closely at the bottom of the main page (glamguns.com). It states that the site is a parody and “no actual weapons may be bought on this site”.

Oh well… there is still plenty of horrible Hello Kitty stuff waiting to be discovered, I’m sure.

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: October 10, 2007, 8:51 am

The web site, http://www.glamguns.com/, seems really selling the gun.
Of course, Sanrio won’t be happy about such product being sold.
(If not for business, you can do whatever you want to do)

Somebody should write to the web site to see if it is really selling a gun over the Internet. (I thought it is not possible due to background check requirement.)

Hey, if Hello Kitty Love Hotel is okay, why not Hello Kitty AK-47.

Comment from brien
Time: October 10, 2007, 9:01 am

Y.A.A., look at the disclaimer way down on the bottom of every page.

I like the My Little Pony Carbine too.

Comment from jen-chan
Time: October 10, 2007, 9:13 am

if anyone actualy went to the website they would see that it is a FREAKING JOKE!!!! get a sense of humor ppl. if the website wasnt enough when you go to checkout it sends you to a link in amazon about parody. some ppl r soooo stupid. i swear i must be the only semi-sane HK lover alive! (i said semi-sane for a reason, even i know HK is a little crazy).

Comment from blinkyazn
Time: October 10, 2007, 11:55 am

Ahahahah!!!! I don’t know if that thing is real but Sanrio must be planning to create a HK android to rule the world! I love how stupid things they can come with, or else, the world would be so boring..!

Comment from bear_1
Time: October 10, 2007, 1:15 pm

So what if it’s fake? It’s still damn cool! It’d be just the thing for anyone living in HKH.

Comment from josie
Time: October 10, 2007, 2:36 pm

I think this is a fake one. I can do the same thing to an AK-47 in photoshop just for fun…

Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: October 10, 2007, 7:29 pm

Why does it matter so bad that the gun is just a virtual figment? Even if there was an honest-to-god rhinestone-encrusted pink boomstick out there, what are the odds that any of us would have one in our hands at $1800 a pop? In case you have not noticed, the internet is not a realm where “reality” is ascendant.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: October 11, 2007, 1:18 am

I really don’t care if it’s real or not; it’s funny! Nearly as funny as the reactions of HK fans to it!

Comment from redeux
Time: October 11, 2007, 7:30 am

i’m suprised they didn’t use an H&K rifle , it would be more fitting…
a pussy’ pink G3 or MP5 , blarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhh!

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: October 11, 2007, 8:59 am

Yes, I was stupid enough to almost believe that they are actually selling such gun. Hey, this is a problem of living in the US. People want to buy guns. Buying an AK-47 is not a joke here. If buying an AK-47, why not the one with Hello Kitty on it?

Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: October 11, 2007, 10:53 am

You mean I can’t buy it?

The first time Sanrio almost had me.

Comment from Goodbye Kittie
Time: October 11, 2007, 1:54 pm

its the 1st usefull item i’ve seen here for hello Kitty coupe lol

Comment from jennster
Time: October 11, 2007, 1:55 pm

YAA said “Hey, this is a problem of living in the US. People want to buy guns. ”

ummm yeah. it’s called the second ammendment.

Comment from Nikki Spencer
Time: October 11, 2007, 4:31 pm

Hiya.
I love your site (and i’m a fan of hello kitty) When i showed my friends this site they said if i ever become as obsessed with hello kitty as your wife they would never speak to me again!! I’m not that obsessed with hello kitty though, all i have is a hello kitty teddy and a hello kitty bag. I dont want to make your life any more hello kitty hellish but i just thought i’d let you know (Incase one day you feel like treating your wife!) that the build a bear shop in Bromley (London England UK) are now selling hello kitty teddies that you can build your self!! You get to put the stuffing in the bear and kiss its heart, you can also make it miaow, bark, moo or quack. (Mine barks!! lol) Also i have a quick question, does your wife know about this site? If she does what does she think of it? You should suggest that your wife starts a website for hello kitty fans to talk about all their hello kitty collections (She should call it hello kitty heaven!!!)
Nikki. xoxo ^_^

Comment from La Chatte
Time: October 11, 2007, 8:09 pm

the bullets are made of love… teehee

Comment from Carol
Time: October 11, 2007, 9:14 pm

I figured out why I enjoy this site so much. Whenever I think *my* life is hell, I just head over hear and read about what poor Hello Kitty Hell man has to suffer through. Then I feel better because I know I don’t really have it that bad after all. It could be worse. Thanks for uplifting me by sharing your misery!

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: October 12, 2007, 1:13 am

Jennster, I don’t have to live in the USA to know that the second amendment gives citizens “the right to bear arms, *in defence of their country*” (my emphasis). In other words, it’s not a blanket right to carry a firearm at all times, but just a right to form a militia in time of war.

Comment from lkajsdfdljsadf
Time: October 12, 2007, 2:06 am

THAT’S PHOTOSHOPPED!

Comment from Absinth
Time: October 12, 2007, 2:49 am

In Europe we don’t have guns available!! In Portugal , apart from the authorities, only registered hunters can have firearms and they’re forbidden to use them unless for hunting…
Can you explain to me why the US Citizens feel the (strange) need to carry a weapon or to have it at home?

Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: October 12, 2007, 3:36 am

This is really one of the best pranks of the year!

As for guns:
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

It’s those pesky commas that anti-gun people don’t want you to notice!

By the way, the courts have ruled in my favor:
The DC Court of Appeals has ruled on the District’s gun ban:

Divided three-judge D.C. Circuit panel holds that the District of Columbia’s gun control laws violate individuals’ Second Amendment rights: You can access today’s lengthy D.C. Circuit ruling at this link.

According to the majority opinion, “[T]he phrase ‘the right of the people,’ when read intratextually and in light of Supreme Court precedent, leads us to conclude that the right in question is individual.”

[...]

The majority opinion also rejects the argument that the Second Amendment does not apply to the District of Columbia because it is not a State. And the majority opinion concludes, “Section 7-2507.02, like the bar on carrying a pistol within the home, amounts to a complete prohibition on the lawful use of handguns for self-defense. As such, we hold it unconstitutional.”

THAT’S THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.

The second amendment exists for one reason- so that if our government gets out of line, we have the right to remove it.

To give up that right for the actions of criminals and murderers is inexcusable. They can still get guns, legal or illegal. Disarm the people and it makes people fear the government, when our founding fathers wanted the government to fear us.

Comment from Michael Z. Williamson
Time: October 12, 2007, 6:39 am

http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/2779-2/pinkrifles0511.jpg

http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/2782-2/morrigan_michaela0677.jpg

My daughter and her friend have the pink rifles. They want Hello Kitty logos for them.

And that AK is not “photoshopped.” It’s anodized.

I swear, why do morons think anything they can’t figure out is “fake” or “shopped”?

Want a gun that glows in the dark? I know people who can do it. Want a car in all chrome? That can be done too. It just takes $$.

Comment from Totally in Love
Time: October 14, 2007, 10:16 am

OMG! ive always want3d a pink gun! Its li3k totally aw3rsom3 and cool and I WANTS IT!

Who, l3ik, car3s if its a parody sit3, 1ts a P!NK GUN! L3IK! DUDE!1!

Comment from redeux
Time: October 14, 2007, 1:09 pm

hmmmm , no new articles for days now , maybe his wife used it on him?

Comment from tamtamyoo
Time: October 14, 2007, 10:27 pm

It’s possible… Or maybe she came back some really kickass HK stuff that he actually fell in love with! Now THAT would be funny…

Comment from Wendyscat
Time: October 16, 2007, 3:00 am

I take it that the FICTIONAL! (yes, please believe me) HK isn’t a veggie so why not a gun? Mayb not in some countries but be kinda cool to shoot ‘Bambi’s mum’ or ‘Bugs’ for dinner with one, right? I like pink, but HK Angel style (pale blue) would be even better.

If you eat it, be prepared to kill it – free range better than factory.

Comment from Meredith
Time: October 17, 2007, 10:12 am

omg ph00tshopped

Comment from LadyXS
Time: October 19, 2007, 8:14 am

ok read before posting. It hasnt been photoshoped apparently xD

Comment from Andy McParrot
Time: October 25, 2007, 8:03 pm

FAKE…

Comment from JoseArnaldo
Time: October 27, 2007, 10:56 pm

so it’s cute and fun?bullets of love and joy?hello kitty is a freak.

Comment from deidre statts hello kitty fan
Time: November 7, 2007, 9:12 am

i actually like this hello kitty gun its tooooo cute

Comment from Femi Suicide
Time: December 5, 2007, 10:42 am

you’re all stupid… if you go to the website that this gun is found it tells you “THIS IS NOT REAL, NONE OF THESE GUNS ON THE WEBSITE ARE”

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Comment from cassy
Time: March 1, 2008, 8:42 am

poor ak! nice fake! but please tell me, if I could really buy a hello kitty ak-47! and, of course, where! even just to see it in real an laugh my head off! that’s really funny! :O)

Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: March 29, 2008, 10:01 am

That’s NOT an AK-47, it’s an “HK-47″, and I want one. I’ll go scare darlene with it.

Comment from betiana
Time: April 25, 2008, 3:56 pm

hello what super estar hello kitty

Comment from Barney T Rex
Time: May 14, 2008, 5:58 am

Leave Darlene alone people she loves everything HK and I love her. With a great big hug and kiss from me to you, can’t you say you love me too.

Comment from foxxxx
Time: May 29, 2008, 11:10 am

‘What is wrong with you? This is a fake. Hello Kitty would never allow something like this to be made under her name.’

HELLO KITTY ISN’T A REAL LITTLE KITTY CAT

what do you mean she wouldn’t allow something like that to be made under her name?? SHE DOESN’T HAVE A SAY IN ANYTHING, THEREFORE SHE CAN’T ALLOW ANYTHING. SHE CAN’T EVEN TALK.

god, i’ve been reading through all these threads and all of darlenes comments have made me LAWL. how can a person be so obsessed.. i mean i know i like hello kitty & i have a couple of clothing items and shit with her on them…

but you take it over the edge, craaaaazy lady.

bahahahah. zomg! =P

=^.^=meow

Comment from Amara
Time: June 19, 2008, 1:27 am

You can get a custom paint job on an AK-47 and well just about any firearm.
I would argue that there is love with the Hello Kitty AK-47, maybe if you really love Hello Kitty then she is your inspiration or guardian or something. Hello Kitty Guide My Bullet!

Like those WWII bombers with paintings of beautiful women on them or guns with religious symbols on them.
Plus just because you have an AK-47 doesn’t mean anyone will be killed by it. Some also presumes that you would not only kill someone but murder them in cold blood. All of my firearms are for self-defense, I would love to continue living and not be brutally murdered. It should be noted that in a self-defense sitch I am unlikely to grab my AR-15 versus my .38 Revolver. The AR-15 is really just for fun target practice or a movie-like end of the world sitch and Hello Kitty does not appear Anywhere on Any of my firearms.

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Comment from Your Mum
Time: July 5, 2008, 10:53 am

I So Have That, (:

Comment from Jenny
Time: July 22, 2008, 4:05 pm

Well, you take off all references to hello kitty on it, and that shade of purple is totally bad ass. If I were into guns, I’d want one that color.

Comment from That Guy with the Face
Time: July 30, 2008, 9:52 pm

Hello Kitty is a pussy. And not real.

By the way, for all the ‘tards out there, that is a Type 1 AK-47… the first production variant of the AK-47 rifle series. If ANYONE did that to a real AKS-47 (considering the fact that less than 20 of those parts kits came into the country, and to my knowledge, none were registered as machine guns before the 1968 NFA) they would deserve to be beaten, amputated, hung and shot. Repeatedly.

Comment from chaotic one
Time: August 16, 2008, 12:46 pm

to all the hello kitty fans nice or not i got news for ya A. hello kitty is evil and some of the things she r on is just wrong!!! B. U DONT BELONG ON THIS SITE IF U LIKE HELLO KITTY!!!!!! NOONE CARES IF UR APPALLED OR EVEN IF U R JUST BEING NICE FACE IT HELLO KITTY IS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION!!!!!
Now for all u ppl including the guy who owns this site…….who r married to or dating a hello kitty fanatic DUMP THEM THEY LOVE HELLO KITTY MORE THEN U DONT U GET THAT?!?!?! if u wanna spend A TON of money on something u r gonna hate or do hate and that doesnt matter to u then fine……………be happy knowing ur “loved one” cares more about hello kitty then u

Comment from chaotic one
Time: August 16, 2008, 12:51 pm

Oh btw to this darlene ur a really stupid person HELLO KITTY isnt real its owned by a company that will selll ANYTHING FOR MONEY either way its humans that own this company and no we rnt against hello kitty this is the honest truth deal with it…………they r humans and humans r greedy hello kitty isnt real shes just a cute icon ppl use to make money

Comment from ed
Time: August 25, 2008, 9:40 am

Too bad the author didn’t use an MP5 instead of the Kalashnikov, could have been the HK-HK.

Comment from Ryan
Time: September 6, 2008, 12:05 pm

Yall are creepy, that obsessed with Hello Kitty, lol

Comment from Chewbacca
Time: September 6, 2008, 12:27 pm

Ya’ll are sooo creepy, obsessed with this poor excuse of a collection or hobby…..it’s out right scary. lol

Comment from janykitty
Time: October 21, 2008, 6:19 am

Believe it or not, a company in California is actually dedicated to customizing rifles and they do make hello kitty imprints and pictures on guns. This one seems to be reeking of fake, but that doesn’t mean they dont exist. I forgot on which website you can actually find scopes with hello kitty on them, and handguns (.45, .40, .22) that are pink and chrome, solid pink, or have the kitty alone, but its real and its out there. To me, the problem isn’t hk at all…its that you will find people thinking that it isn’t reality. Guns are not toys, and even hello kitty guns should be taken seriously.

Comment from shay
Time: October 24, 2008, 12:11 pm

i would buy it that is just soo sexy….and your wife is anti-hello kitty gunn???? same on her …hey we kill hello have too kill to…lol….just kiddin about your wife!!!!!!!!!1lol

Comment from sierra
Time: November 19, 2008, 6:57 pm

this is kinda lame i dont know lame…

Comment from Milly
Time: January 18, 2009, 8:49 pm

Klashni-Kitty

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Comment from ariel
Time: February 16, 2009, 11:27 pm

this looks photoshopped…. sanrio wouldn’t go THAT far.

Comment from Jule
Time: February 17, 2009, 8:59 pm

This is real . My boyfriend goes to a gun club and there’s a little girl that uses a HK rifle .

Comment from ashley
Time: March 22, 2009, 10:52 pm

this is a fake gun manufactured by SOMEONE,not sanrio.u can jus tell by lookin @ it.duh.they wouldnt ever allow this .hello kitty is not bout guns.lol.be 4 real.but i like it i would buy it.i would like more pink tho.

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