Hello Kitty AK-47
I guess if there are Hello Kitty guns and Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carriers, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that something which is supposed to exude love and friendship would be found on a AK-47:
Again, my wife is totally anti-Hello Kitty gun — “Hello Kitty brings love, she doesn’t kill” — but I think that this is simply showing Hello Kitty’s true colors. While she doesn’t necessarily destroy civilization with bullets and bombs, she does do it with a overwhelming blanket of cuteness that may be much more psychologically damaging to the world. I personally think it should be the weapon of choice for all Hello Kitty Hunters
And as the sales pitch notes, “A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.” What Hello Kitty fanatic wouldn’t want one?
The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! An mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house. A bargain at only $1072.95!
Sent in by Ashley (via Glam Guns) who should shoot every Hello Kitty collection with it that she comes in contact with.
Posted: October 9th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 82
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I So Have That, (:
Well, you take off all references to hello kitty on it, and that shade of purple is totally bad ass. If I were into guns, I’d want one that color.
Hello Kitty is a pussy. And not real.
By the way, for all the ‘tards out there, that is a Type 1 AK-47… the first production variant of the AK-47 rifle series. If ANYONE did that to a real AKS-47 (considering the fact that less than 20 of those parts kits came into the country, and to my knowledge, none were registered as machine guns before the 1968 NFA) they would deserve to be beaten, amputated, hung and shot. Repeatedly.
to all the hello kitty fans nice or not i got news for ya A. hello kitty is evil and some of the things she r on is just wrong!!! B. U DONT BELONG ON THIS SITE IF U LIKE HELLO KITTY!!!!!! NOONE CARES IF UR APPALLED OR EVEN IF U R JUST BEING NICE FACE IT HELLO KITTY IS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION!!!!!
Now for all u ppl including the guy who owns this site…….who r married to or dating a hello kitty fanatic DUMP THEM THEY LOVE HELLO KITTY MORE THEN U DONT U GET THAT?!?!?! if u wanna spend A TON of money on something u r gonna hate or do hate and that doesnt matter to u then fine……………be happy knowing ur “loved one” cares more about hello kitty then u
Oh btw to this darlene ur a really stupid person HELLO KITTY isnt real its owned by a company that will selll ANYTHING FOR MONEY either way its humans that own this company and no we rnt against hello kitty this is the honest truth deal with it…………they r humans and humans r greedy hello kitty isnt real shes just a cute icon ppl use to make money
Too bad the author didn’t use an MP5 instead of the Kalashnikov, could have been the HK-HK.
Yall are creepy, that obsessed with Hello Kitty, lol
Ya’ll are sooo creepy, obsessed with this poor excuse of a collection or hobby…..it’s out right scary. lol
Believe it or not, a company in California is actually dedicated to customizing rifles and they do make hello kitty imprints and pictures on guns. This one seems to be reeking of fake, but that doesn’t mean they dont exist. I forgot on which website you can actually find scopes with hello kitty on them, and handguns (.45, .40, .22) that are pink and chrome, solid pink, or have the kitty alone, but its real and its out there. To me, the problem isn’t hk at all…its that you will find people thinking that it isn’t reality. Guns are not toys, and even hello kitty guns should be taken seriously.
i would buy it that is just soo sexy….and your wife is anti-hello kitty gunn???? same on her …hey we kill hello have too kill to…lol….just kiddin about your wife!!!!!!!!!1lol
this is kinda lame i dont know lame…
Klashni-Kitty
this looks photoshopped…. sanrio wouldn’t go THAT far.
This is real . My boyfriend goes to a gun club and there’s a little girl that uses a HK rifle .
this is a fake gun manufactured by SOMEONE,not sanrio.u can jus tell by lookin @ it.duh.they wouldnt ever allow this .hello kitty is not bout guns.lol.be 4 real.but i like it i would buy it.i would like more pink tho.
This is real, I have one.
This is a photoshopped pic.
the AK looks Fake…
but this is Real…. My friend own it.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll193/S_P_A_M_SD/HelloKitty3.jpg
Now we’re talkin’…
Real or fake…it’s just funny… lock and load baby !
I will shoot you if you don’t buy it.
Hello Kitty; most of us here are your biggest fans. Would u seriously support little kids having guns. Of course not. Though I’d be willing to buy one if I had the money because the AK-47 is my favorite type of gun… I highly doubt any mother young or old would allow their young child to love Hello Kitty after bringing this into their home
dame that is a nice ass gun
at least when your wife buys this one youll have something to shoot yourself with when the hello kitty over load is too much.
That is low, Hello Kitty
HOLY SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THATS SO COOL I WISH I HAD ONE
@Absinth how can we get people like the man who runs this site, yourselves and others to understand HELLO KITTY IS NOT FRICKEN REAL!
Your all stupid, STUPID … READ the SMALL PRINT ON THE GLAM GUNS SITE!!!
“NOTE: This site is a parody for humor purposes only. No actual weapons may be bought on this site. “Hello Kitty” is a trademark of Sanrio, Inc. You’re taking the wrong drugs if you think that Sanrio would ever license the use of Hello Kitty for a firearm or weapon of any sort. “Disney Princess” is a trademark of the Walt Disney Company. “CareBear” and “Rainbow Brite” are trademarks of American Greetings Corporation and/or Hallmark. There is no such thing as “Sucking-Chest-Wound Bear.” “My Little Pony” and “Easy-Bake Oven” are trademarks of Hasbro. “Martha Stewart Colors” is a trademark of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. GlamGuns.com has no connection with and is not affiliated with Sanrio, Inc, Hasbro, Walt Disney Company, Hallmark, American Greetings Corporation, Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon UK, Nick Jr., Martha Stewart, Omnimedia, Inc, Paris Hilton, Mother Theresa, Lady Diana, or, in fact, much of anyone really, especially Dick Cheney who, at no time, was CEO of our corporation or even on the Board of Directors. No, really. Would we lie to you?”
SERIOUSLY!
Cannot believe you all believed it was real, just like you believe hello kitty is real enough to have a site dedicated to hating her! LMAO
Ha ha, this is brilliant. Funny how Hello Kitty Fans also love your site.