Hello Kitty AK-47


Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio┬« has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty┬« to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

I guess if there are Hello Kitty guns and Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carriers, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that something which is supposed to exude love and friendship would be found on a AK-47:

Hello Kitty AK-47

Again, my wife is totally anti-Hello Kitty gun — “Hello Kitty brings love, she doesn’t kill” — but I think that this is simply showing Hello Kitty’s true colors. While she doesn’t necessarily destroy civilization with bullets and bombs, she does do it with a overwhelming blanket of cuteness that may be much more psychologically damaging to the world. I personally think it should be the weapon of choice for all Hello Kitty Hunters

And as the sales pitch notes, “A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.” What Hello Kitty fanatic wouldn’t want one?

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! An mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house. A bargain at only $1072.95! ;)

Sent in by Ashley (via Glam Guns) who should shoot every Hello Kitty collection with it that she comes in contact with.

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82 Responses to Hello Kitty AK-47

  1. Amara says:

    You can get a custom paint job on an AK-47 and well just about any firearm.
    I would argue that there is love with the Hello Kitty AK-47, maybe if you really love Hello Kitty then she is your inspiration or guardian or something. Hello Kitty Guide My Bullet!

    Like those WWII bombers with paintings of beautiful women on them or guns with religious symbols on them.
    Plus just because you have an AK-47 doesn’t mean anyone will be killed by it. Some also presumes that you would not only kill someone but murder them in cold blood. All of my firearms are for self-defense, I would love to continue living and not be brutally murdered. It should be noted that in a self-defense sitch I am unlikely to grab my AR-15 versus my .38 Revolver. The AR-15 is really just for fun target practice or a movie-like end of the world sitch and Hello Kitty does not appear Anywhere on Any of my firearms.

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  3. Your Mum says:

    I So Have That, (:

  4. Jenny says:

    Well, you take off all references to hello kitty on it, and that shade of purple is totally bad ass. If I were into guns, I’d want one that color.

  5. That Guy with the Face says:

    Hello Kitty is a pussy. And not real.

    By the way, for all the ‘tards out there, that is a Type 1 AK-47… the first production variant of the AK-47 rifle series. If ANYONE did that to a real AKS-47 (considering the fact that less than 20 of those parts kits came into the country, and to my knowledge, none were registered as machine guns before the 1968 NFA) they would deserve to be beaten, amputated, hung and shot. Repeatedly.

  6. chaotic one says:

    to all the hello kitty fans nice or not i got news for ya A. hello kitty is evil and some of the things she r on is just wrong!!! B. U DONT BELONG ON THIS SITE IF U LIKE HELLO KITTY!!!!!! NOONE CARES IF UR APPALLED OR EVEN IF U R JUST BEING NICE FACE IT HELLO KITTY IS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION!!!!!
    Now for all u ppl including the guy who owns this site…….who r married to or dating a hello kitty fanatic DUMP THEM THEY LOVE HELLO KITTY MORE THEN U DONT U GET THAT?!?!?! if u wanna spend A TON of money on something u r gonna hate or do hate and that doesnt matter to u then fine……………be happy knowing ur “loved one” cares more about hello kitty then u

  7. chaotic one says:

    Oh btw to this darlene ur a really stupid person HELLO KITTY isnt real its owned by a company that will selll ANYTHING FOR MONEY either way its humans that own this company and no we rnt against hello kitty this is the honest truth deal with it…………they r humans and humans r greedy hello kitty isnt real shes just a cute icon ppl use to make money

  8. ed says:

    Too bad the author didn’t use an MP5 instead of the Kalashnikov, could have been the HK-HK.

  9. Ryan says:

    Yall are creepy, that obsessed with Hello Kitty, lol

  10. Chewbacca says:

    Ya’ll are sooo creepy, obsessed with this poor excuse of a collection or hobby…..it’s out right scary. lol

  11. janykitty says:

    Believe it or not, a company in California is actually dedicated to customizing rifles and they do make hello kitty imprints and pictures on guns. This one seems to be reeking of fake, but that doesn’t mean they dont exist. I forgot on which website you can actually find scopes with hello kitty on them, and handguns (.45, .40, .22) that are pink and chrome, solid pink, or have the kitty alone, but its real and its out there. To me, the problem isn’t hk at all…its that you will find people thinking that it isn’t reality. Guns are not toys, and even hello kitty guns should be taken seriously.

  12. shay says:

    i would buy it that is just soo sexy….and your wife is anti-hello kitty gunn???? same on her …hey we kill hello have too kill to…lol….just kiddin about your wife!!!!!!!!!1lol

  13. sierra says:

    this is kinda lame i dont know lame…

  14. Milly says:

    Klashni-Kitty

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  16. ariel says:

    this looks photoshopped…. sanrio wouldn’t go THAT far.

  17. Jule says:

    This is real . My boyfriend goes to a gun club and there’s a little girl that uses a HK rifle .

  18. ashley says:

    this is a fake gun manufactured by SOMEONE,not sanrio.u can jus tell by lookin @ it.duh.they wouldnt ever allow this .hello kitty is not bout guns.lol.be 4 real.but i like it i would buy it.i would like more pink tho.

  19. paul says:

    This is real, I have one.

  20. MizzShellz says:

    This is a photoshopped pic.

  21. Brian says:

    the AK looks Fake…

    but this is Real…. My friend own it.

    http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll193/S_P_A_M_SD/HelloKitty3.jpg

  22. Lynn says:

    Now we’re talkin’…
    Real or fake…it’s just funny… lock and load baby !

  23. Hello Kitty says:

    I will shoot you if you don’t buy it.

  24. DrkPrnzezz says:

    Hello Kitty; most of us here are your biggest fans. Would u seriously support little kids having guns. Of course not. Though I’d be willing to buy one if I had the money because the AK-47 is my favorite type of gun… I highly doubt any mother young or old would allow their young child to love Hello Kitty after bringing this into their home

  25. carrisha says:

    dame that is a nice ass gun

  26. melissa says:

    at least when your wife buys this one youll have something to shoot yourself with when the hello kitty over load is too much.

  27. TEEHEE! says:

    That is low, Hello Kitty

  28. ella says:

    HOLY SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THATS SO COOL I WISH I HAD ONE

  29. Pink Sarah says:

    @Absinth how can we get people like the man who runs this site, yourselves and others to understand HELLO KITTY IS NOT FRICKEN REAL!

  30. Pink Sarah says:

    Your all stupid, STUPID … READ the SMALL PRINT ON THE GLAM GUNS SITE!!!

    “NOTE: This site is a parody for humor purposes only. No actual weapons may be bought on this site. “Hello Kitty” is a trademark of Sanrio, Inc. You’re taking the wrong drugs if you think that Sanrio would ever license the use of Hello Kitty for a firearm or weapon of any sort. “Disney Princess” is a trademark of the Walt Disney Company. “CareBear” and “Rainbow Brite” are trademarks of American Greetings Corporation and/or Hallmark. There is no such thing as “Sucking-Chest-Wound Bear.” “My Little Pony” and “Easy-Bake Oven” are trademarks of Hasbro. “Martha Stewart Colors” is a trademark of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. GlamGuns.com has no connection with and is not affiliated with Sanrio, Inc, Hasbro, Walt Disney Company, Hallmark, American Greetings Corporation, Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon UK, Nick Jr., Martha Stewart, Omnimedia, Inc, Paris Hilton, Mother Theresa, Lady Diana, or, in fact, much of anyone really, especially Dick Cheney who, at no time, was CEO of our corporation or even on the Board of Directors. No, really. Would we lie to you?”

    SERIOUSLY!

  31. Pink Sarah says:

    Cannot believe you all believed it was real, just like you believe hello kitty is real enough to have a site dedicated to hating her! LMAO

  32. Pink Stuff says:

    Ha ha, this is brilliant. Funny how Hello Kitty Fans also love your site.

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