Archive for July, 2007
Hello Kitty Transformer
In her undying quest to be involved in anything pop culture, Hello Kitty has morphed into a Hello Kitty sewing machine transformer:
My wife thinks this is “the greatest thing ever” (but then everything Hello Kitty is the greatest thing ever - no point trying to argue that it is impossible for everything to be “the […]
Posted: July 31st, 2007 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 23
Hello Kitty Gold Figures & Pendants
Sanrio is the master of series which are made specifically to suck in the Hello Kitty fanatic. Our house would be a fraction of the Hello Kitty Hell it is if series didn’t exist. That’s because it is impossible for a Hello Kitty fanatic to get a single item from any series without getting the […]
Posted: July 30th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 8
Hello Kitty Dog
It doesn’t take long for Hello Kitty fanatics to take a bad idea of the Hello Kitty cat and make it even worse. When it comes to Hello Kittifying, no pet is safe, even if you’re a dog:
Living in Hello Kitty Hell, I know the humiliation that this dog must feel. While it may be […]
Posted: July 27th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 41
Hello Kitty Cat (more)
We all hoped, prayed and basically got down on our knees and begged that the Hello Kitty cat was an aberration - a Hello Kitty marketing attempt that was woefully wrong that nobody would ever purchase. It wasn’t possible that there were actually Hello Kitty fanatics out there (beyond my wife) that would be willing […]
Posted: July 26th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 49
Hello Kitty “Maneki Neko” Crystal Doll
While my wife wants this $66,000 (8 million yen) crystal glass doll, it’s a bit out of her price range which leads me to believe that we should take a vow of poverty (thus making all Hello Kitty goods too expensive for us to purchase)
While making a $66,000 crystal glass doll out of 62,000 Swarovski […]
Posted: July 26th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Aly & AJ Tour
My ears are ringing with pain at just the thought of this - a tween pop duo with Hello Kitty electric guitars being sponsored by Hello Kitty to go on tour known as Aly & AJ. Never heard of them? Neither has my wife, but since they are touring around in a Hello Kitty themed […]
Posted: July 25th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Music.
Comments: 26
Hello Kitty Bong
Hmmmm, this Hello Kitty mod is taking Hello Kitty’s main goal in life of alternating everyone’s state of mind to a whole new level - the Hello Kitty bong:
When I saw this, I mentioned to my wife that I would not be surprised if Sanrio is in the process of developing a Hello Kitty brand […]
Posted: July 22nd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 25
Hello Kitty Halo
More proof that Hello Kitty has to Hello Kittify everything she comes in contact with (and that no matter how wrong it is to modify something, Hello Kitty will still lay claim to it), including first person shooting computer games:
Of course, my wife thinks that this is a positive thing (I know, I know — […]
Posted: July 21st, 2007 under Hello Kitty Games, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 12
Hello Kitty Tar Art
It only happens once in a blue moon, but it does happen when I least expect it. Something Hello Kitty gets sent to me that makes me believe that there might be light at the end of the Hello Kitty Hell tunnel. Something that makes me think, well, maybe, just maybe, this Hello Kitty Hell […]
Posted: July 20th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 29
Hello Kitty Pullip
It really doesn’t matter if my wife has any idea what the thing is, if it has Hello kitty on it, then she has to have it. Thus when she saw the Hello Kitty Pullip figure, she wanted it right away:
I took one look at the style and it immediately reminded me of the Hello […]
Posted: July 20th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 20