Archive for June, 2008
Hello Kitty Candy
When you live in Hello Kitty Hell, you have to grab onto the smallest things to maintain your sanity…things like this Hello Kitty candy:
There is really nothing special about Hello Kitty candy and the evil feline has adopted making the sweet and sugary substance in her image in countless ways. That being said, I particularly [...]
Posted: June 28th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Sleeping Bag
Anyone who has read this blog for awhile knows about the Hello Kitty sleeping bag and how I spend far too much time in it on our couch. It simply goes to show how much I suffer in Hello Kitty Hell that this sleeping bag had been used so much that my wife decided that [...]
Posted: June 27th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Decor.
Comments: 45
Hello Kitty LCD TV
One would assume that one Hello Kitty TV would be enough. Of course, that in no way dissuaded Sanrio from making another Hello Kitty TV. Or a third and fourth Hello Kitty TV as well. So, there really should be no surprise that there is a new Hello Kitty LCD TV that has recently been [...]
Posted: June 25th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 32
Hello Kitty 18k Gold Phone Strap
It’s really not like my wife needs to pimp out her cell phone in Hello Kitty anymore than it already is, but then that simple piece of logic never makes any sense to a Hello Kitty fanatic. Thus she has her eyes on a $462 (50,000 yen) 18k gold (1.8 grams) Hello Kitty phone strap [...]
Posted: June 23rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 35
Hello Kitty Tricycle Tattoo
It’s never a good sign when the beginning of a new week begins with a Hello Kitty tattoo in the email box:
It’s even worse when accompanied with a video with the Hello Kitty theme song (you’ve been warned to mute your computer):
Posted: June 23rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Tattoo, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 35
Hello Kitty Wedding Planner
Why, oh why, do people keep sending me emails like this?
dear sir, i need your help regarding information on a hello kitty wedding at first going to hello kitty world and getting married by hello kitty was kinda a joke between me and my finance, but as time has progressed we have decided that it [...]
Posted: June 19th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Mail.
Comments: 50
Hello Kitty Portable Body Fat Meter
When you live in Hello Kitty Hell, one of the worst sounds you can hear is the doorbell. That is because there is a 99% chance that whoever is ringing it is doing so with the intention of adding yet another piece to the ever growing mountain of Hello Kitty crap that has already found [...]
Posted: June 17th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Health.
Comments: 18
Hello Kitty Mexican Wrestling Mask
It was bad enough that pro wrestling decided that Hello Kitty would be a good addition to their lineup, but Sanrio couldn’t let it stop there. That is why you can now purchase your very own Hello Kitty Mexican wrestling mask:
Posted: June 16th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 26
Hello Kitty Masterpiece Art
If there is something that should never be combined with Hello Kitty, you can bet that the evil feline will go ahead and do it anyway which will leave you tearing your eyes out at the result. That pretty much sums up Hello Kitty masterpiece art:
Posted: June 12th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 40
Hello Kitty Kaleidoscope Projector
Kaleidoscopes are bad. Taking a kaleidoscope and making it into a projector so that you can beam the ever moving images on a wall or ceiling is worse — much worse. Taking the background of a kaleidoscope projector and filling it with Hello Kitty images to create the Hello Kitty kaleidoscope projector is nothing short [...]
Posted: June 8th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Doom Mod
If there is one thing you can say about Hello Kitty, it’s that the evil feline doesn’t see anything as off limits when it comes to putting her face on it. One would assume that there are some places that she just wouldn’t want to venture, but that is obviously not the case as the [...]
Posted: June 7th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Games, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 18
Hello Kitty Death Warning Update
It seems that the people at Sanrio actually do read this blog. I found the following email waiting for me this morning:
Hi Hello Kitty Hell,
I handle corporate communications for the Outblaze Group, which includes Sanrio Digital and Sanriotown. We were extremely disturbed to learn about the “when will you die” ad you reported at
http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/06/02/hello-kitty-death-warning/
We are [...]
Posted: June 5th, 2008 under Hello Kitty.
Comments: 73
Hello Kitty Assault Rifle Tattoo
While it has long been established that all things Hello Kitty are bad, what sets the Hello Kitty fanatics apart is their desire to go beyond the typical and create Hello Kitty in ways that are just plain wrong: Hello Kitty tattoos and Hello Kitty guns being prime examples. One would think it would be [...]
Posted: June 4th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 31
Hello Kitty Death Warning
Despite what Hello Kitty fanatics will tell you, there is something sinister and creepy about Hello Kitty. All that sweetness and cuteness is so overwhelming that you know deep down in your heart that there has to be something completely evil hiding inside. While Sanrio does its best to keep the evil part of Hello [...]
Posted: June 2nd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 66