Archive for 'Hello Kitty Gadgets'
Hello Kitty Robomop
In Hello Kitty Hell one would imagine that it couldn’t get worse than having Hello Kitty on every shelf constantly staring back at you in your home, but then that would be once again underestimating the evil feline. Now I have to constantly watch where I walk so that I don’t trip over my wife’s […]
Posted: May 6th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 28
More Hello Kitty Computer Laptops
I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise since we all know that Hello Kitty will do anything to make a buck, but the evil feline has decided to turn computer laptops into a fashion statement and roll out new themes every 6 months. The process has been building over the years. At one point, […]
Posted: April 24th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 23
Hello Kitty Washing Machine
In her never ending quest to Hello Kittify everything, the evil feline has gradually moved up in size when it comes to appliances. It therefore should not be a surprise (although you are more than welcome to feel intense disgust) that Sanrio is now pushing a Hello Kitty washing machine:
Posted: April 22nd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 49
Hello Kitty Power Sander
It seems to me that if there was one area that Hello Kitty wouldn’t be able to Hello Kittify everything, it would be the construction business. Of course, the evil feline continues to break any and all boundaries of decency so I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise that there is a Hello Kitty […]
Posted: April 4th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 28
Hello Kitty Mop Slippers
It’s never good to offer to help around the house when you live with a Hello Kitty fanatic. Even a simple “is there anything I can do to help clean?” will inevitably result in the evil feline forcing herself upon you. Case and point: Hello Kitty mop slippers:
Posted: March 14th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 37
Hello Kitty Ferris Wheel
I always know when I receive photos like these that it’s going to be another Hello Kitty Hellish day. It’s not like my wife doesn’t already have a hundred Hello Kitty reasons to want to visit Taiwan. Between the Hello Kitty plane and airport, the Hello Kitty hotel, the Hello Kitty pastry shop and Hello […]
Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Toys, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Electronic Toilet Paper Dispenser
Once again, Sanrio and Hello Kitty provide another items that instantly becomes a front-runner for the most useless product in the world. Of course, this makes no difference to my wife that has her heart set on one of these Hello Kitty electronic toilet paper dispensers for Christmas:
In classic Hello Kitty sales pitch style, […]
Posted: November 25th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 41
Hello Kitty Vibrator Reborn
Oh, the irony. For anyone who thought that Hello Kitty wasn’t first and foremost out to make a buck, the following newly released item should put that to rest. Many of you know that there was a Hello Kitty Vibrator that was made about 10 years back, but had been discontinued. Most people are aware […]
Posted: November 4th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 65
Hello Kitty Karaoke Machine
While all Hello Kitty products make me cringe, there are some that go beyond the normal Hello Kitty Hell cringe and bring actual physical pain to me when I think about them. My head is throbbing just thinking about the newest gadget my wife wants: the Hello Kitty Karaoke machine:
Listening to the Hello Kitty theme […]
Posted: October 24th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Music.
Comments: 16
Hello Kitty Space Heater
This is the time of year when people begin to take out their winter items. If you live in Hello Kitty Hell, that means having to deal with another year of such items like the Hello Kitty USB lap warmer and Hello Kitty USB foot warmers, but unfortunately things don’t stop there. That is because […]
Posted: October 17th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 25
