Archive for 'Hello Kitty Health'
Hello Kitty Toothpaste
I know that it’s going to be a Hello Kitty Hellish week when my wife comes up to me with a huge smile on her face, her hands behind her back and asks me the dreaded question, “Guess what I have for you?” At that point I usually think that it would be a lot […]
Posted: May 12th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health.
Comments: 45
Hello Kitty Guts
When things like this arrive in my mailbox, I know that it’s going to be a Hello Kitty Hell week that will not go well. It’s bad enough that I have Hello Kitty living all around me, but the thought just got a whole lot worse - Hello Kitty may actually be living inside me […]
Posted: May 5th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 26
Hello Kitty Blood Pressure Gauge
You know that Hello Kitty has Hello Kittified almost everything when Sanrio starts to place the evil feline on things that you can’t even pronounce like the Hello Kitty aneroid sphygmomanometer:
Posted: April 30th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 33
Hello Kitty Nicotine Patches
It seems that on a past Simpson’s episode, Lisa quits smoking using Hello Kitty nicotine patches
Posted: April 3rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Rectal Thermometer
While I don’t condone any product displaying the Hello Kitty brand, if I did have to choose one, the Hello Kitty rectal thermometer would certainly be in the running:
Posted: March 26th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 30
Hello Kitty Face Mask
I don’t get colds. I refuse. I take extra precautions to the point of obsession. This has absolutely nothing to do with fear of germs or being compulsive about cleanliness, but every thing to do with the torture and humiliation I have to endure if I do ever catch a cold.
Thus is was with […]
Posted: March 3rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 38
Hello Kitty Psycho Test 3
In the third installment of the appropriately named Hello Kitty Psycho Test (refer to psycho tests one and psycho test two), Hello Kitty once again delves into my mind to spew out my inner thoughts by asking me which magical mushroom I think is poisonous (which certainly would pin down my psychological standing) while flipping […]
Posted: January 20th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Games, Hello Kitty Health.
Comments: 29
Hello Kitty Urinal Target
Just when you think that Hello Kitty can’t possibly appear someplace more inappropriate than where she has already ventured, she once again shows that things can always get worse. It’s not often that I’m sent an e-mail with a Hello Kitty product that I’m not sure if I should despise or love — that […]
Posted: December 4th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 27
Hello Kitty Douche
Because there is absolutely nothing that the evil feline won’t Hello Kittify (and some things that are just too “wtf” for anyone but the people at Sanrio to think of), may I introduce you to the Hello Kitty douche:
There are not many Hello Kitty products that leave me speechless, but this is one of them. […]
Posted: November 8th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 37
Hello Kitty Coughs Up Hairball
When it comes to Hello Kitty, there aren’t many things that bring a smile to my face, but this was one of them - Hello Kitty coughing up a hairball:
I’m not sure why I enjoyed this so much. Maybe it’s because we now know what is truly inside Hello Kitty. Maybe it’s because I think […]
Posted: November 1st, 2007 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 32
