Hello Kitty Hell

It’s already been well established that Hello Kitty fanatics are, to put it diplomatically, fanatical. In being so, they go far beyond what most of us normal people would consider, for lack of a better word, sane. Usually this merely means buying lots of useless Hello Kitty crap, but apparently some are willing to go […]

Every time I get a new Hello Kitty tattoo sent to me, I naively think that the number of people who would ever consider doing something like that has been exhausted and no others will show up in my email box. Especially when I get one that is like the Hello Kitty zombie tattoo, I […]

Once again, Sanrio and Hello Kitty provide another items that instantly becomes a front-runner for the most useless product in the world. Of course, this makes no difference to my wife that has her heart set on one of these Hello Kitty electronic toilet paper dispensers for Christmas:

In classic Hello Kitty sales pitch style, […]

It’s disturbing when something I post here inspires someone to go out and get a tattoo (or two) - the Hello Kitty skull bow tattoos:

This is what I received:
These are my Skull bow tattoos. They were inspired by the hello kitty tattoo with the skull in the bow. I’m obsessed with hello kitty so of […]

On a very rare occasion, I come across something Hello Kitty that I actually like. One these days I have to stop, pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming, then put on just enough of a smile that my wife can’t discern whether I’m smiling or critically analyzing the evil feline in question. When […]

I’m still getting things from Halloween when news like this is sent to me (it is very Hello Kitty like to make one holiday blend into the next so there is never a time when a holiday isn’t being celebrated by her):

Apparently Hello Kitty has been added to this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving parade. This is […]

And the Halloween Hello Kitty costumes keep coming:

With this note in the email:
haha enjoy this for your rants and raves!!! her name is candi kaboom…and her hobbies include dressing up like hello kitty!!!
There are so many things disturbing about this photo that I’m not sure where even to begin and therefore I think I will […]

It doesn’t seem like Hello Kitty fanatics want Halloween to end and I continue to get more emails of pumpkins (I’ve added a couple more sent in) and costumes:

This is what the email said:
I saw some of your other hello kitty costumes so i thought I would send you pictures of mine (it’s totally badass) […]

hmmmm, I received my first Hello Kitty Hell fan art today:

I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing since I fear that I’m the person that Hello Kitty is holding…
Sent in by buggy who should make sure that the helicopters and planes are using more lethal weapons in the next […]

Well, you can’t say that Sanrio doesn’t beat themes to death when they know that Hello kitty fanatics will line up to buy the most useless things. With Hello Kitty fanatics already purchasing the Hello Kitty gold business card, the Hello Kitty gold personal business card and even a set of Hello Kitty gold playing […]