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    Archive for November, 2007

    Hello Kitty Cutting Scarification

    It’s already been well established that Hello Kitty fanatics are, to put it diplomatically, fanatical. In being so, they go far beyond what most of us normal people would consider, for lack of a better word, sane. Usually this merely means buying lots of useless Hello Kitty crap, but apparently some are willing to go [...]

    Hello Kitty Zombie Tattoo II

    Every time I get a new Hello Kitty tattoo sent to me, I naively think that the number of people who would ever consider doing something like that has been exhausted and no others will show up in my email box. Especially when I get one that is like the Hello Kitty zombie tattoo, I [...]

    Hello Kitty Electronic Toilet Paper Dispenser

    Once again, Sanrio and Hello Kitty provide another items that instantly becomes a front-runner for the most useless product in the world. Of course, this makes no difference to my wife that has her heart set on one of these Hello Kitty electronic toilet paper dispensers for Christmas: In classic Hello Kitty sales pitch style, [...]

    Hello Kitty Skull Bow Tattoo II

    It’s disturbing when something I post here inspires someone to go out and get a tattoo (or two) – the Hello Kitty skull bow tattoos: This is what I received: These are my Skull bow tattoos. They were inspired by the hello kitty tattoo with the skull in the bow. I’m obsessed with hello kitty [...]

    Hello Hellish Kitty

    On a very rare occasion, I come across something Hello Kitty that I actually like. On these days I have to stop, pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming, then put on just enough of a smile that my wife can’t discern whether I’m smiling or critically analyzing the evil feline in question. When [...]

    Hello Kitty Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Float

    I’m still getting things from Halloween when news like this is sent to me (it is very Hello Kitty like to make one holiday blend into the next so there is never a time when a holiday isn’t being celebrated by her): Apparently Hello Kitty has been added to this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving parade. This [...]

    Hello Kitty Halloween Costume V

    And the Halloween Hello Kitty costumes keep coming: With this note in the email: haha enjoy this for your rants and raves!!! her name is candi kaboom…and her hobbies include dressing up like hello kitty!!! There are so many things disturbing about this photo that I’m not sure where even to begin and therefore I [...]

    Hello Kitty Halloween Costume IV

    It doesn’t seem like Hello Kitty fanatics want Halloween to end and I continue to get more emails of pumpkins (I’ve added a couple more sent in) and costumes: This is what the email said: I saw some of your other hello kitty costumes so i thought I would send you pictures of mine (it’s [...]

    Hello Kitty Hell Fan Art

    hmmmm, I received my first Hello Kitty Hell fan art today: I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing since I fear that I’m the person that Hello Kitty is holding… Sent in by buggy who should make sure that the helicopters and planes are using more lethal weapons in [...]

    Hello Kitty Gold Pocket Calendar

    Well, you can’t say that Sanrio doesn’t beat themes to death when they know that Hello kitty fanatics will line up to buy the most useless things. With Hello Kitty fanatics already purchasing the Hello Kitty gold business card, the Hello Kitty gold personal business card and even a set of Hello Kitty gold playing [...]

    Hello Kitty Tattoo Heart

    It’s been awhile since the last Hello Kitty tattoo has shown up in my mailbox, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that this Hello Kitty holding a heart tattoo came recently: What is disturbing is that this tattoo is done on a guy which once again has my wife convinced that I need a [...]

    Hello Kitty Mahjong Set

    Hello Kitty Hell is, as would be expected, hellish, but it takes on new dimensions when a Hello Kitty product is combined with something else that my wife is obsessed with. In this case, mahjong. My wife loves mahjong and we play it on a weekly basis. It is actually one of the few times [...]

    Hello Kitty Condoms

    You knew that they would show up eventually, but who knew they would be in the form of lollipops? Hello Kitty condoms: These are a quite disturbing development for reasons that should be obvious to anyone, but since Hello Kitty fanatics don’t usually follow the rules when it comes to the obvious, I will expound [...]

    Hello Kitty Bank Account

    This really shouldn’t come as a surprise. I mean, you can already get Hello Kitty credit cards and Hello Kitty checks, so it really isn’t that far of a reach to combine them together, throw in some exclusive stationary and watch the Hello Kitty fanatics come stampeding to the doors to open up a Hello [...]

    Hello Kitty Fanatic Changes Middle Name to “Hello Kitty”

    Hello Kitty fanatics scare me. They scare me for a couple of reasons beyond the obvious that they are way too fanatical about Hello Kitty. First, they try to outdo one another. That is, they each believe that they are the most fanatical Hello Kitty fan and thus will do crazy things to prove that [...]

    Hello Kitty Douche

    Because there is absolutely nothing that the evil feline won’t Hello Kittify (and some things that are just too “wtf” for anyone but the people at Sanrio to think of), may I introduce you to the Hello Kitty douche: There are not many Hello Kitty products that leave me speechless, but this is one of [...]

    Hello Kitty Underwear

    While I find everything Hello Kitty disturbing, there are some things that turn up the disturbed barometer a bit more than others. I’m still having trouble figuring out if this Hello Kitty underwear that Sanrio is producing in multiple patterns is for boys or girls: In either case, they are just plain wrong. And a [...]

    Hello Kitty eCard

    Hello Kitty Hell takes on new dimensions of Hellishness when I begin receiving Hello Kitty ecards in celebration of Hello Kitty’s birthday: Just wanted to say that I like your blog, even if you are a hater. =) I’m a Hello Kitty Fan, my husband is not, he feels your pain and understands. One day [...]

    Hello Kitty Vibrator Reborn

    Oh, the irony. For anyone who thought that Hello Kitty wasn’t first and foremost out to make a buck, the following newly released item should put that to rest. Many of you know that there was a Hello Kitty Vibrator that was made about 10 years back, but had been discontinued. Most people are aware [...]

    Hello Kitty Halloween Costume III

    It seems that the Halloween demons led by the evil feline have decided that they will continue to torture me even though the holiday is over. Yet more Halloween scariness sent my way in the form of another Hello Kitty Halloween costume: I image this is a preview to what a Hello Kitty convention would [...]