Monthly Archives: March 2008

Hello Kitty Bikini Bottoms

This is why Hello Kitty fanatics scare the hell out of me – they fashion things like this Hello Kitty bikini bottom that they believe is sexy, but just leaves everyone who sees it saying wtf?!?

Posted in Fashion, Sex, Strange | 68 Comments

Hello Kitty Bra Shop

Hello Kitty themed stores freak me out because there is no question that it will end up on my wife’s lists of places we must visit some day. It’s bad enough that I will someday be tortured into having to go to the Hello Kitty sweet shop, the Hello Kitty hotel (or even worse, the Hello Kitty love hotel) and the Hello Kitty hospital, but when it comes to evil feline and Hello Kitty bras, the Hello Kitty bra shop … Continue reading

Posted in Clothes, Fashion, Strange | 41 Comments

Hello Kitty ???

It’s bad enough when photos arrive in my mailbox that are products branded with Hello Kitty, but it’s even worse when I get a random Hello Kitty photo that I have absolutely no idea what it’s all about (and am too frightened to even imagine what’s going on):

Posted in Fashion, Strange | 48 Comments

Hello Kitty Hell Help

I will be out of town for the first two weeks of April and I’m probably not going to have access to the Internet during that time to update this blog. I’m looking for someone to volunteer to take over during that time. If you feel that you can carry the Hello Kitty Hell banner while I’m away, please send me an email letting me know why you would be a good candidate for the job…

Posted in Hello Kitty | 31 Comments

Hello Kitty Rectal Thermometer

While I don’t condone any product displaying the Hello Kitty brand, if I did have to choose one, the Hello Kitty rectal thermometer would certainly be in the running:

Posted in Health, Strange | 33 Comments

Hello Kitty Easter Egg Massacre

It’s not often that I’m torn when it comes to anything Hello Kitty. The fact that Hello Kitty Easter eggs exist pretty much proves that Hello Kitty Hell has already invaded every possible holiday rendering them all times of torture. So it would be nothing out of the ordinary for me to react to Hello Kitty Easter eggs with the typical disgust I do with most things by the evil feline. But there is something that made me smile as … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Aki Hoshino

While the Hello Kitty vibrator pretty much put to rest any doubt that Sanrio wanted to expand beyond kids, the recent collaborative between Hello Kitty and Aki Hoshino pretty much continues along these lines. For those unfamiliar, Aki Hoshino is a Japanese bikini model that has turned that into a b-list TV career: Not known for much else but the massive amount of flesh on her chest, Hello Kitty has embraced her with a new T-shirt line:

Posted in Clothes, Fashion, Sex | 42 Comments

Hello Kitty Perez Hilton Dog Head

It has already been established that owners will do masochistic sadistic things to their pets like place Hello Kitty heads on their cats and dogs, so this Hello Kitty head on Teddy, Perez Hilton’s dog, is not really all that surprising:

Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, Pets | 38 Comments

Hello Kitty Pikachu Tattoo

They just keep coming. Hello Kitty alone is reprehensible enough, but placing her on your skin with other supposedly “cute” characters just takes things to a whole new disastrous level as can be seen in this Hello Kitty Pikachu tattoo:

Posted in Tattoo | 49 Comments

Hello Kitty Pro Wrestling

A sure sign that the apocalypse is upon us…The Kitty World Order:

Posted in Sports, Strange | 33 Comments

Hello Kitty Circuit Board

Today, two confounded IT technicians wandered into my office and handed me a drawer from the new rack that they were installing. Printed on the circuit board was…. I cringed with despair when people started to make Hello Kitty computer mods. This sickness only increased as manufacturers began rolling out mass produced Hello Kitty laptops (and another and another), but I figured that it had to end there. Seriously, what else could Hello Kitty really do? But, alas, as has … Continue reading

Posted in Computers, Strange | 28 Comments

Hello Kitty Ankle Tattoo

It is depressing the sheer number of Hello Kitty tattoos that exist out there and doubly depressing that so many people have an uncontrollable urge to share them with me.

Posted in Tattoo | 33 Comments

Hello Kitty Room Hell Video

Eight minutes of pure Hello Kitty Hell (view at your own risk of permanent brain damage)…

Posted in Decor, Videos | 68 Comments

Hello Kitty Mop Slippers

It’s never good to offer to help around the house when you live with a Hello Kitty fanatic. Even a simple “is there anything I can do to help clean?” will inevitably result in the evil feline forcing herself upon you. Case and point: Hello Kitty mop slippers:

Posted in Clothes, Fashion, Gadgets | 38 Comments

Hello Kitty Lunch Bags

It’s bad enough that my wife ends up making me Hello Kitty bentos for my lunch when I go out, but now when they aren’t wrapped in Hello Kitty handkerchiefs, I have to carry them in Hello Kitty lunch bags.

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Hello Kitty Afro Samurai Tattoo

I don’t know which is more disturbing — that Hello Kitty tattoos actually exist or that they continue to mix and match the evil feline with other themes that make you simply say, “WTF?” That is about all that can be said for the Hello Kitty Afro Samurai Tattoo:

Posted in Strange, Tattoo | 35 Comments

Hello Kitty Is Loved By Drug Lords

Why does this seem so appropriate to me? Hello Kitty, the Japanese cartoon figure popular with teenagers around the world, was used by a notorious Colombian drug lord to hide messages to his minions, according to a report Monday. Juan Carlos Ramirez Abadia, who is being held in Brazil after his arrest in August, hid voice and text messages digitally encoded into e-mailed images of the innocent feline, Brazilian police told the Folha de Sao Paulo newspaper. Investigators say the … Continue reading

Posted in Hello Kitty, Strange | 31 Comments

Hello Kitty Rocks!

It’s all right. Settle down and catch your breath. I know you read that headline and just about had a heart attack thinking that I had finally completely lost it. I’m sure you pictured me having been taken away in a Hello Kitty straight jacket to spend the rest of my life knocking my head against Hello Kitty themed padded walls (which is undoubtedly coming soon). No, in reality you once again failed to realize the utterly ridiculous levels Hello … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Decor, Strange | 52 Comments

Hello Kitty Fashion Show Video

There is not much in this world that I would consider a worse form of torture and torment than having to sit through something like this Hello Kitty fashion show: While my wife would view attending something like this close to heaven, I think I would need to carry around the sack full of the Hello Kitty barf bags just to make it through the first few minutes. It’s painful enough having to watch it on a video, let alone … Continue reading

Posted in Clothes, Fashion, Videos | 26 Comments

Hello Kitty Comic Strip

Yep, this sums Hello Kitty up pretty damn well… I know that they have Hello Kitty ash trays and Hello Kitty Zippo lighters, so Hello Kitty cigarettes really aren’t that much of a stretch – Sanrio probably already has them in the production pipeline and they will undoubtedly come with substances that produce further Hello Kitty addictive behavior. One more thing to dread that will only increase my Hello Kitty Hell… Sent in by Jon, who deserves a beer from … Continue reading

Posted in Art | 48 Comments