Archive for March, 2008
Hello Kitty Bikini Bottoms
This is why Hello Kitty fanatics scare the hell out of me - they fashion things like this Hello Kitty bikini bottom that they believe is sexy, but just leaves everyone who sees it saying wtf?!?
Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 55
Hello Kitty Bra Shop
Hello Kitty themed stores freak me out because there is no question that it will end up on my wife’s lists of places we must visit some day. It’s bad enough that I will someday be tortured into having to go to the Hello Kitty sweet shop, the Hello Kitty hotel (or even worse, the […]
Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 27
Hello Kitty ???
It’s bad enough when photos arrive in my mailbox that are products branded with Hello Kitty, but it’s even worse when I get a random Hello Kitty photo that I have absolutely no idea what it’s all about (and am too frightened to even imagine what’s going on):
Posted: March 28th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 35
Hello Kitty Hell Help
I will be out of town for the first two weeks of April and I’m probably not going to have access to the Internet during that time to update this blog. I’m looking for someone to volunteer to take over during that time. If you feel that you can carry the Hello Kitty Hell banner […]
Posted: March 26th, 2008 under Hello Kitty.
Comments: 31
Hello Kitty Rectal Thermometer
While I don’t condone any product displaying the Hello Kitty brand, if I did have to choose one, the Hello Kitty rectal thermometer would certainly be in the running:
Posted: March 26th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 30
Hello Kitty Easter Egg Massacre
It’s not often that I’m torn when it comes to anything Hello Kitty. The fact that Hello Kitty Easter eggs exist pretty much proves that Hello Kitty Hell has already invaded every possible holiday rendering them all times of torture. So it would be nothing out of the ordinary for me to react to Hello […]
Posted: March 25th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Holiday.
Comments: 17
Hello Kitty Aki Hoshino
While the Hello Kitty vibrator pretty much put to rest any doubt that Sanrio wanted to expand beyond kids, the recent collaborative between Hello Kitty and Aki Hoshino pretty much continues along these lines. For those unfamiliar, Aki Hoshino is a Japanese bikini model that has turned that into a b-list TV career:
Not known for […]
Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion.
Comments: 39
Hello Kitty Perez Hilton Dog Head
It has already been established that owners will do masochistic sadistic things to their pets like place Hello Kitty heads on their cats and dogs, so this Hello Kitty head on Teddy, Perez Hilton’s dog, is not really all that surprising:
Posted: March 23rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Pets.
Comments: 34
Hello Kitty Pikachu Tattoo
They just keep coming. Hello Kitty alone is reprehensible enough, but placing her on your skin with other supposedly “cute” characters just takes things to a whole new disastrous level as can be seen in this Hello Kitty Pikachu tattoo:
Posted: March 21st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 38
Hello Kitty Pro Wrestling
A sure sign that the apocalypse is upon us…The Kitty World Order:
Posted: March 20th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Sports, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 31
