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Hello Kitty Dracula Vampire Tattoo

Although I find it quite disturbing that Hello Kitty tattoos exist at all, the sheer number of Hello Kitty tattoos that are out there (and even more frighteningly, get sent to me) takes disturbing to a whole other level. The latest in this line of disturbing body art is the Hello Kitty Dracula tattoo:

Hello Kitty Dracula tattoo

I don’t understand what the fascination is with combining Hello Kitty with something else as a tattoo (then of course, I don’t understand combining Hello Kitty with anything, or merely Hello Kitty in herself, so I guess that makes it all a moot point anyway…) All I can say is that this tattoo is somewhat appropriate with the mix since Hello Kitty’s main goal is to suck the lifeblood of all those who happen to live with a Hello Kitty fanatic…

Of course, my wife loves it and has added it to her growing collection of tattoos that she wants (it’s now simply a matter of time before I come home to find her first tattoo which will undoubtedly lead to her entire body covered in tattoos of the evil feline). That is something that is not being looked forward to in Hello Kitty Hell at all…

Sent in by jasmine who deserves to have a Hello Kitty Dracula suck all the blood from her body for even thinking for a split second that sending this to me could ever be a good idea…

Update: When it rains, it pours…Brian (of Hello Kitty Jesus tattoo and Hello Kitty Darth Vader tattoo fame) has also recently done a Hello Kitty vampire tattoo:

Hello Kitty vampire tattoo

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  • mhkitty says:

    Kitteh!!!: I’m thinking of all the naughty things I can make Hello Kitty do… I mean seriously, what else can kitty ‘do’ for you? Maybe HK as a naughty nurse… ;P
    Brian: We could have a field day with this! You could make GOBS of $$$$!
    ;)
    Yeah, I need help and I know it…

    I once saw a hello kitty that they made to look like Michael Jackson, she had a ‘fro’ and a silver glove on one hand, and the red jacket! It was like the greatest thing I’d ever seen!

  • Helene says:

    Brian: Pleeeease, let us see the bondage-kitty when it’s done! That’s if your client doesn’t mind, of course… I talked to my husband about it, and he suggested making S/M kitty t-shirts, one S and one M (nooo, I’m not talking about sizes).
    Could be pretty cool,going clubbing in our two black tees with greyish-silvery prints and her bow decorated with pink crystals.

  • Helene says:

    mhk: Hmm, does this mean I need help too? I can think of a whole lot of naughty things for Hello Kitty to do…

  • mhkitty says:

    LMAO! Nope, cause then we’d all have to turn ourselves in for having issues…

    Maybe we can market HK ‘Freaky’ Temp tats and such, and your t-shirts of course! Idea:
    We should take the best of the blog ideas here and take the best quote from each: This one’s would be “HK says: Spread your legs and fly!”
    HAAAAAAA!!!! Frigging great!
    Props to you for that one, girl!

    Kitteh!!!: My halloween costume this year will be me as a Naughty ‘Manga-type’ School Girl- I found the best HK thigh-highs and pigtail holders for my outfit! It’ll sure beat my Evil Fairy costume I got from HT last year… Everyone in DC saw my bum!

  • Kitteh!! says:

    MHK, that’s exactly what I’m talking about; an adult woman running the extreme edge of micro-kilt, push-up bra, blouse worn to expose cleavage and midriff, and tie round neck, but not closing neck of blouse! Or naughty nurse, policewoman (with at least 2 sets of cuffs)…

    Brian, thanks. :)

  • mhkitty says:

    Brian: Holy Crap!!!!!!
    That’s gotta be the best thing I’ve seen in like forever!!!
    Okay, so now I really want to see what you can do about an HK as a naughty schoolgirl!!!! You can put that on my bum! You are so very talented!

    Kitteh!!: I was going more for the tucking the tie into my boob crack…whatcha think, too much??? I found a HK patch from HT I bought a few years ago and I’ll add that in place of school logo.
    I will def. post a pic when I get it done, I was using the outfit from ‘Hit Me Baby, One More Time’ only a tad sluttier ;)
    (Of course my idea of slutty and the other girls I say at Fright Night in DC were two TOTALLY different types…was still covered whereas some were not)
    Smooches, ttfn!

  • Helene says:

    Brian: Thanks! Your Kitties are so amazing, and this one is, by far, my favourite! :) (Although I think the stormtrooper is pretty cool too!)

  • stephen says:

    says the 18 year old pregnant girl from mississippi

  • mhkitty says:

    @stephen: not sure who you’re referring to…

  • queenofpain says:

    ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!
    oh i have missed so much .. and stephen you cracked me up XD

    @ mhkitty he was talking about kimberly

  • mhkitty says:

    Oh, okay…

  • mhkitty says:

    I think I missed something there… really preggers and 18???
    Oooo, I need backstory for this one…

  • stephen says:

    i though she was being rude so i clicked on her ‘link’ and it turns out she is the one who has it bad because not only is she pregnant but poor girl lives in MISSISSIPPI.

    i dont know which is worse

  • Mhkitty says:

    Oh, sweet baby jesus!!!!!

    See, this is why I don’t get a myspace page… I like my privacy… though I think I need to start one so I can show off all my HK crap…

  • [...] in by Brian (who has also created the Hello Kitty Afro Samurai tattoo, the Hello Kitty Vampire tattoo, the Hello Kitty Jesus Tattoo and the Hello Kitty Darth Vader tattoo — which pretty much [...]

  • Heilo Kitler says:

    Hot Topic did release a Hk musicbox, snow globe, stationery, and journal with Hk in goth with bats. There is also a Dear Daniel as Dracula, and Hk as a vamp for a Halloween line.

  • bleh kitty says:

    atleast my face makes up for i t lol

  • Aisling says:

    hello kitty the ironic goth icon as Dracula

  • shylyndria says:

    that is cool

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