Monthly Archives: August 2008

Hello Kitty Safari

Well, I guess I can always dream: I think it would have been more appropriate if she had been hunted down with a Hello Kitty shotgun, but then again, who am I to nitpick… Sent in by Aein (via commercial archive) who deserves a beer on me if we should ever meet for bringing a smile to my face, but next time needs to invite me along for the hunt…

Posted in Art, Guns, Sports | 69 Comments

Hello Kitty Fanatic Song

I found this in my email box today – an original Hello Kitty fanatic song by Anna Joy. The song pretty much sums up what it’s like living with a Hello Kitty fanatic… You can listen to the song at The Ugly Trannies Myspace Page (click the “Hello Kitty” on the player – warning: words NSFW) You will probably have to read the lyrics to be able to understand it all, so here they are: I can’t stop buying all … Continue reading

Posted in Music, Videos | 84 Comments

Hello Kitty Antibacterial Soap

When I go to wash my hands, the last thing that I want to see is Hello Kitty. It looks like I will no longer have a choice in the matter with the introduction of Hello Kitty antibacterial soap: I have a very simple question. Is it at all possible to classify Hello Kitty as bacteria and use this soap on her? I mean, we already know that Hello Kitty is trying to kill us…

Posted in Health | 47 Comments

Hello Kitty Yuko Yamaguchi

Public enemy number one of this blog: She gave an interview to Time Magazine. From the evil creator herself (as if there was ever any doubt of their plans): What will Hello Kitty be doing in 10 years? In 10 years’ time, everybody around the world will know her. Also, the number of male and female fans will be the same. Men who are still reluctant to be seen with Kitty in public today might be wearing Hello Kitty boxers. … Continue reading

Posted in Clothes, Fashion, Hello Kitty | 74 Comments

Hello Kitty Wedding Video

Basically the worst of my Hello Kitty Hell nightmares – the full on Hello Kitty wedding: If anyone sees me in a situation like this, take out the Hello Kitty shotgun and put me out of my misery. Sent in by a disturbing number of people — far more than should ever want to watch a Hello Kitty video, let alone a Hello Kitty wedding video.

Posted in Strange, Videos, Wedding | 85 Comments

Hello Kitty Pirate Zombie Tattoo

First there was the Hello Kitty zombie tattoo (and Hello Kitty zombie tattoo 2). Then came the Hello Kitty pirate tattoo. So was there really any doubt that eventually there would be a Hello Kitty pirate zombie tattoo (or should it be called a Hello Kitty zombie pirate tattoo)? Either way, can somebody seriously please make it stop! Sent in by aisling who has already punished herself far more than I could ever wish upon her for sending this photo … Continue reading

Posted in Strange, Tattoo | 112 Comments

Hello Kitty Cat Hood in Death

Remember those poor cats (and more cats) and dogs (and even babies and adults) that had were forced to wear Hello Kitty head gear to satisfy the cravings of the Hello Kitty fanatic in their family? One would assume that it couldn’t get much worse than this, but oh, it surely does. If you need proof, I present to you the Hello Kitty cat hood of death:

Posted in Clothes, Fashion, Pets, Strange | 26 Comments

Hello Kitty True Feelings

Hello Kitty likes to play cute and innocent, but every once in awhile, her true feelings about you come through loud and clear: Sent in by Acton who will get a beer on me if our paths should ever cross for finding what Hello Kitty really feels about all her adoring fans…

Posted in Strange | 27 Comments

Hello Kitty Cross

Sanrio, in its pursuit to make everything Hello Kitty, has decided to take on history and religion at the same time and wants you to believe that it was Hello Kitty, not Jesus, that died for all your sins:

Posted in Fashion, Jewelry | 90 Comments

Hello Kitty men

I’m off for two weeks of vacation which for most people would mean a nice relaxing time, but for me it means having to figure out ways to avoid Hello Kitty in places I’ve never been before. If life has dealt you the unfortunate hand of living with a Hello Kitty fanatic, you already know they have a radar like sense of homing in on anything related to the evil feline. Anyway, while I’m gone, I thought I’d throw up … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Fashion, Strange | 31 Comments

Cupcake Tattoo

Hello Kitty tattoos are bad. Hello Kitty food is bad. So it makes perfect sense that a Hello Kitty fanatic would combine the two to produce something awful like the Hello Kitty cupcake tattoo:

Posted in Tattoo | 51 Comments

Hello Kitty Sushi

I know it’s going to be an extra special Hello Kitty Hell day when my wife comes into the room with a bright, shining smile and announces that Hello Kitty sushi (which pretty much ranks up there on the nausea scale with Hello Kitty bento) will be something I should be looking forward to trying next week:

Posted in Food, Strange | 51 Comments

Tongue Stud

There are many things wrong in the Hello Kitty universe which is readily apparent by simply going through a few posts on this blog, but there are some that are worse than others. I categorize the Hello Kitty tongue stud as one of these:

Posted in Beauty, Fashion, Jewelry, Strange | 72 Comments

Hello Kitty Brand Scar

It probably doesn’t come as much of a surprise that I don’t get the popularity of the whole Hello Kitty tattoo thing. You would think that once someone sobered up after getting a Hello Kitty tattoo, they would pretty much have it out of their system (as the beat themselves over the head for being so stupid), but I guess I just don’t get Hello Kitty fanatics (wow, big surprise there). It appears that a Hello Kitty forehead tattoo wasn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Strange, Tattoo | 97 Comments