Hello Kitty Hell

Well, I guess I can always dream: I think it would have been more appropriate if she had been hunted down with a Hello Kitty shotgun, but then again, who am I to nitpick… Sent in by Aein (via commercial archive) who deserves a beer on me if we should ever meet for bringing a [...]

I found this in my email box today – an original Hello Kitty fanatic song by Anna Joy. The song pretty much sums up what it’s like living with a Hello Kitty fanatic… You can listen to the song at The Ugly Trannies Myspace Page (click the “Hello Kitty” on the player – warning: words [...]

When I go to wash my hands, the last thing that I want to see is Hello Kitty. It looks like I will no longer have a choice in the matter with the introduction of Hello Kitty antibacterial soap: I have a very simple question. Is it at all possible to classify Hello Kitty as [...]

Public enemy number one of this blog: She gave an interview to Time Magazine. From the evil creator herself (as if there was ever any doubt of their plans): What will Hello Kitty be doing in 10 years? In 10 years’ time, everybody around the world will know her. Also, the number of male and [...]

Basically the worst of my Hello Kitty Hell nightmares – the full on Hello Kitty wedding: If anyone sees me in a situation like this, take out the Hello Kitty shotgun and put me out of my misery. Sent in by a disturbing number of people — far more than should ever want to watch [...]

First there was the Hello Kitty zombie tattoo (and Hello Kitty zombie tattoo 2). Then came the Hello Kitty pirate tattoo. So was there really any doubt that eventually there would be a Hello Kitty pirate zombie tattoo (or should it be called a Hello Kitty zombie pirate tattoo)? Either way, can somebody seriously please [...]

Remember those poor cats (and more cats) and dogs (and even babies and adults) that had were forced to wear Hello Kitty head gear to satisfy the cravings of the Hello Kitty fanatic in their family? One would assume that it couldn’t get much worse than this, but oh, it surely does. If you need [...]

Hello Kitty likes to play cute and innocent, but every once in awhile, her true feelings about you come through loud and clear: Sent in by Acton who will get a beer on me if our paths should ever cross for finding what Hello Kitty really feels about all her adoring fans…

Sanrio, in its pursuit to make everything Hello Kitty, has decided to take on history and religion at the same time and wants you to believe that it was Hello Kitty, not Jesus, that died for all your sins:

I’m off for two weeks of vacation which for most people would mean a nice relaxing time, but for me it means having to figure out ways to avoid Hello Kitty in places I’ve never been before. If life has dealt you the unfortunate hand of living with a Hello Kitty fanatic, you already know [...]

Hello Kitty tattoos are bad. Hello Kitty food is bad. So it makes perfect sense that a Hello Kitty fanatic would combine the two to produce something awful like the Hello Kitty cupcake tattoo:

I know it’s going to be an extra special Hello Kitty Hell day when my wife comes into the room with a bright, shining smile and announces that Hello Kitty sushi (which pretty much ranks up there on the nausea scale with Hello Kitty bento) will be something I should be looking forward to trying [...]

There are many things wrong in the Hello Kitty universe which is readily apparent by simply going through a few posts on this blog, but there are some that are worse than others. I categorize the Hello Kitty tongue stud as one of these:

It probably doesn’t come as much of a surprise that I don’t get the popularity of the whole Hello Kitty tattoo thing. You would think that once someone sobered up after getting a Hello Kitty tattoo, they would pretty much have it out of their system (as the beat themselves over the head for being [...]