Hello Kitty Sex Slave
How do dogs get back at Hello Kitty for all the evilness that she brings into their lives? Yoshi, a miniature schnauzer, took matters into his own paws and decided that a little alternative sexual entertainment with a sleeping Hello Kitty plush was in order:
I guess if Hello Kitty is going to tattoo her image on dogs, muzzle dogs and make dogs wear Hello Kitty clothes, she has to expect that there will be a price to pay.
While this may be effective retribution for dogs, it wouldn’t work in Hello Kitty Hell because Hello Kitty fanatics actually believe men want to have sex with Hello Kitty. And just thinking about that pretty much ensures a week of horrible nightmares in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Marc who created a far more effective punishment than I could ever imagine of not only having to watch these episodes live, but having the image reappear every time he looks at the Hello Kitty sleeping plush in the future…
Update: Proving once again that no good deed goes unpunished when it comes to the evil feline, Yoshi’s Halloween costume (bet he is having second thoughts about that whole sex slave thing):
Left by Marc on facebook
Posted: July 21st, 2009 under Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 38
Comments
Comment from Indiana
Time: July 21, 2009, 1:13 am
LOLLL XD
I don’t know what to say really.
Comment from acton
Time: July 21, 2009, 1:25 am
yiff
Oh my god the children think about the children, bad dog no biscuit.
One thing funny I though MR HKH would like see Hello Kitty to be defiled.
Comment from Marlene
Time: July 21, 2009, 3:43 am
This dog has great taste and is very lucky.
As for Hello Kitty, she loves everyone, so I think she’s glad to make the dog so happy.
Comment from Marc Chapman
Time: July 21, 2009, 5:06 am
OMG! That’s my dog Yoshi!
Comment from D.J.
Time: July 21, 2009, 6:23 am
Marc,
You truly are on your way to your own HelloKittyHell. . .
And poor Yoshi is going to be scared for life.
Comment from Rory
Time: July 21, 2009, 6:48 am
What a cute couple!
Comment from Emms
Time: July 21, 2009, 8:06 am
*marlene
… you are SICK.
Comment from darlene
Time: July 21, 2009, 8:33 am
Charges should be brought against that dog and the owner should have all rights to owning pets taken away. That is just sick letting a dog do that to Hello Kitty and then taking a photo of it as well. There is something seriously wrong with anyone that thinks that this is funny.
Hello Kitty should not be objectified. She should be treated with the same love and respect that she gives to every one. The dog has no respect for her with what he is doing and she shouldn’t be treated as a dog toy. Hello Kitty deserves a lot more respect than that and everybody knows that. If you are not willing to show that respect, then you have no right to own anything with Hello Kitty on it. There should be a law for that!!
Comment from D.J.
Time: July 21, 2009, 8:59 am
OMG, it’s appalling that we live in a world where someone would think that a dog doing what comes naturally is sick and perverted. Sounds like SOMEONE didn’t get the love and respect from her boyfriend that she thought she deserved; but taking it out on poor Yoshi is just plain SAD. Someone needs to go to therapy, and its not Yoshi’s daddy.
Comment from Marc Chapman
Time: July 21, 2009, 9:43 am
U know what Darlene screw u! I am a hardcore Hello Kitty fanatic (entire bathroom and 2 other rooms done in HK), how dare u say that about me or my dog! And as far as the law goes about owning any Hello Kitty stuff, YOU of all people should be banned from HK forever and every time u see something Hello Kitty u should have your eyes burn out of their sockets.
Comment from Marc Chapman
Time: July 21, 2009, 9:46 am
I pray to god u burn in hell for all of eternity for that comment u made.
Comment from Kitty
Time: July 21, 2009, 10:28 am
GO MARC!!!!!!! And go Yoshi! We had a Cavalier King Charles who used to screw all of the soft toys in the house, and even tried it with a pile of fresh ironing once. The number of pregnant teddy bears we had was astounding. Cute puppies though.
And Marc, I am pretty sure Darlene has never had a boyfriend, she wouldn’t know what one was.
Darlene, tell me, have you ever had a natural urge in your life? Cos all the ones I see you spouting on here are the most unnatural, perverted urges I’ve seen outside of Skippy’s List!
Teehee good luck Yoshi, but you need to improve your taste in girls my boy.
I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing here.
Comment from Daphne
Time: July 21, 2009, 10:54 am
It looks to me as if HK is enjoying herself. I mean I didn’t hear her say no! Look at how much love Yoshi is showing for HK. Marc you have raised such a sweet Yoshi to share so much love with HK!
Comment from Marc Chapman
Time: July 21, 2009, 10:57 am
Thank u both for those comments! Oh Yoshi loves Hello Kitty! That isn’t the first one he’s humped nor I’m sure the last one. LOL
Comment from Kitty
Time: July 21, 2009, 11:41 am
Don’t worry about it Marc, we are all very used to the deranged insanity of Darlene’s crap. That was a rather mild post of her’s. 
Teehee that Yoshi sure is a busy little boy
Comment from Debbi
Time: July 21, 2009, 3:25 pm
haha revenge is sweet eh? lol
Comment from Karen
Time: July 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
lol… I don’t know what’s funnier, the post itself or the ensuing flame war in the comments…
Comment from Indiana
Time: July 21, 2009, 7:01 pm
GO MARC AND YOSHI!
and Darlene, go eat some cheese.
Comment from acton
Time: July 21, 2009, 9:09 pm
@Marc Chapman
nice to know another hardcore male fan.
Comment from edward
Time: July 21, 2009, 9:52 pm
Darlene, if a dog wants to hump something, there’s no talking them out of it. Also, it’s natural.
Comment from Bernard
Time: July 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
I love this website for the juxtaposition of HK, an emblem of sweetness, innocence and harmlessness, with all manner of things that contrast with this to differing degrees (oh god, how I enjoyed the concept of the HK taser, to give a recent example). When I saw this photo, I nearly killed myself laughing and It has prompted my first comment, which was mostly to say how much it brightened my day. My day has been satisfactory enough, with a generous amount of workplace hilarity, which I regularly enjoy. But this has boosted me into the ultra, hyper, super mirth zone, and I may be here for some time as I share this with friends. Much props to Marc for this submission. As I prepared to add my comment though, I was made very sharply aware of how much hilarity and joy I also derive from some of the comments. In this case, Darlene and Marc have prolonged my excursion into HFSIGPMSAUITB territory and both of you will be in my prayers. I think I’m having some kind of joy overload epiphany. I need to watch the news and calm down.
Comment from Gail
Time: July 22, 2009, 6:32 am
Hey Marc Chapman – Darlene is just a stupid, retarded troll – don’t let her get to you! I think this picture is AWESOME!!
Comment from Marc Chapman
Time: July 22, 2009, 6:40 am
Thank u so much for all of your comments. I will be sure to send more in of Yoshi when he does something else like that. lol
Comment from danigirl
Time: July 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
GO MARC AND YOSHI!!!! And go burn in hell Darlene
Comment from Ginny
Time: July 23, 2009, 2:08 pm
i have this same plush and my dog LOVES to hump it too. i guess it must send out some sort of “hump me” vibe.
Comment from isabelle
Time: July 24, 2009, 3:32 pm
@darlene
Its a dog.
Hows it suppose to know that that is hk?
@ginny
lol
Comment from Liz
Time: July 24, 2009, 3:49 pm
Eeeeewwwww…
Comment from Tibz
Time: July 24, 2009, 9:21 pm
@darlene “Hello Kitty should not be objectified”???
But she’s an object. A character created by people to suck money from the pockets of people like you.
Comment from Vicious Kitty x33
Time: July 25, 2009, 8:04 am
Teehee.
Could it get more awesome? xD
Comment from Juli
Time: August 5, 2009, 5:37 am
That dog looks like its saying “Its not rape if you yell surprise”.
Sorry….. I couldnt resist…
Comment from Liz
Time: September 12, 2009, 7:16 pm
Oh wow, I just saw the thing between Darlene and Marc. Go you, man, the HKH guy probably didn’t have time to respond to all his haters, but it’s nice to see someone go after the troll for a personal insult, if that makes sense.
Comment from Salem
Time: September 13, 2009, 8:22 pm
looooooooool thats cute!
Comment from AsphyxiaChoke
Time: September 16, 2009, 3:52 pm
aww cmon hk is asleep anyways. its not like she’ll remember any of it 
Comment from Yokohama
Time: November 4, 2009, 3:54 pm
OMG! hahaha >_<
Comment from Jaime
Time: November 4, 2009, 9:38 pm
HA! this is why i have cats.
Comment from Loudwitness
Time: November 4, 2009, 10:58 pm
Way to go marc on telling off darlene. Seeing the kitty taken advantage of made my day. Thank you very much.
Comment from acton
Time: November 7, 2009, 12:42 pm
Rape the Kitty wear the hat.
Comment from amy
Time: November 12, 2009, 12:54 pm
omg lol
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