Hello Kitty Bondage Sofa (NSFW and Definitely Not For Your Sanity)
There really isn’t any doubt that the evil feline loves her sex. She can pretend all she wants that it is a shoulder massager, but it doesn’t take a genius to know that two kitties are much more likely to meet. Simply knowing that Hello Kitty latex beds, Hello Kitty S&M floggers, Hello Kitty pasties, Hello Kitty handcuff nightmares and the Hello Kitty love hotel all exist, it shouldn’t be a shock that a Hello Kitty bandage sofa exists:
The mere fact that my wife thinks that this would be a good addition to our house scares me far more than her buying Hello Kitty low rise underwear for me because it ultimately means she thinks a scene like this would be a positive thing. Proof once again that no matter how bad Hello Kitty Hell gets, it finds a way to get worse…
Sent in by Ashley (via etsy) who deserves much more punishment than I could ever reasonably imagine for ever thinking that showing this to me could result in anything but terrifying nightmares for all that see it…
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Posted: July 13th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 22
Comments
#1 Comment from Koko
Time: July 13, 2010, 5:12 pm
ls this FOR REAL? Cos if it is l just have to say, WTF?????
#2 Comment from Helloz Kittiez
Time: July 13, 2010, 5:13 pm
Im so getting this.
#3 Comment from SHEENA
Time: July 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
I’ll take that Hello Kitty couch. lol
#4 Comment from kitteh!!
Time: July 14, 2010, 2:30 am
I have a cunning plan – persuade the HK fanatic that they want to be the sub, and to play bondage and blindfold games, cuff one wrist to each end of the sofa, blindfold them, then go away and do something non HK!
#5 Comment from Jellie
Time: July 14, 2010, 8:32 am
omg, kitteh!!, that’s brilliant!!!! You have solved all of the HK problems in teh world!!!!
#6 Comment from Hertzey
Time: July 14, 2010, 12:09 pm
kitteh & Jellie: Now all we need are hundreds of couches and blindfolds. I wonder if we can leave them in the Badlands, Death Valley, float them down the Amazon River…
#7 Comment from Sanriobaby =^.^=
Time: July 14, 2010, 5:06 pm
Kinky….
#8 Comment from Acton
Time: July 15, 2010, 3:21 pm
I think the whole “A** (not worthy to call it art) installation” disturbing; my condolences Mr HKH.
Still is this were the wife chains you up with the hello kitty sleeping bag when you dis the kitty?
#9 Comment from missakins
Time: July 16, 2010, 1:09 am
I must say, I don’t mind Hello Kitty items for kids, because that’s the age group she was originally intended for. But when Sanrio puts her on sex toys, weaponry, and hardware, it’s gone too far.
#10 Comment from Strawberry Sparkles
Time: July 16, 2010, 9:54 pm
I so want one of these babies. XD
#11 Comment from Star
Time: July 20, 2010, 1:04 am
Dude, pray your wife doesn’t get one of these or you’ll have to stop blogging to avoid having to sleep on it.
#12 Comment from Almakos
Time: July 22, 2010, 12:54 pm
actually after hello kitty condoms there is nothing surprising )))
#13 Comment from Jacky Maille
Time: July 25, 2010, 9:34 pm
This just might save my marriage. And destroy what’s left of my sanity.
#14 Comment from jaiRo – @SugahBoogah
Time: July 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
Is the gilr in the picture the girl who sent it in? Hahaha
Jk jk… buts its just a sofa, cover it up and your done!
#15 Comment from Melissa
Time: July 30, 2010, 4:48 pm
No! Just…no!
#16 Comment from hellokitty spiele
Time: July 31, 2010, 6:37 am
this is great!
#17 Comment from Jess
Time: July 31, 2010, 7:00 pm
Sanrio doesn’t make these items that’s people who take hk image to an extreme limit. I got to admit that I like hk but Im not that crazy to want this! Lol 
#18 Comment from kimme
Time: August 2, 2010, 8:25 am
If you cannot see the DevilishAngel nature that is HelloKitty, then you are sadly, missing the very core of her nature. Why do you think she is so loved and hated. HKH….well he is simply a boy who wants to pull her braids because he can’t …..well …pardon my candor…admit he wants to sit on her lovely ladylike pink and white settee.
#19 Comment from April_KittyGirl
Time: August 8, 2010, 10:41 am
The sofa’s gorgeous.. don’t want anything else from that pic though.. well maybe her shoes…
#20 Comment from C
Time: August 9, 2010, 10:00 am
Art can be anything, and that sofa is hot.
#21 Comment from Kayla
Time: August 25, 2010, 9:58 pm
I need this couch!!!
#22 Comment from Owl
Time: August 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
I would like a couch like that (without Hello Kitty) and a body like hers. Everything else, she can keep!
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