Archive for 'Hello Kitty Clothes'
Hello Kitty Coat
What is it with Hello Kitty fanatics and Hello Kitty plush fashion? Seriously, it’s one of the most disturbing trends for the simple fact that someone with absolutely no fashion sense can look at it and know instantly that they would never be caught dead in something like that. It’s bad enough that these types [...]
Posted: October 30th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 14
Hello Kitty Latex Fashion Show
I knew that I would regret posting the Hello Kitty handbag fashion show video. As soon as the video was posted, other Hello Kitty fashion show videos started appearing in my email box (to my disgust, but to the delight of my wife). Among these was a Hello Kitty latex fashion show (possibly nsfw)…
Posted: October 28th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 11
Hello Kitty Three Apples Fashion
A few more reasons that my sanity is happy that I was able to avoid the entire Three Apples art exhibit and 35th anniversary celebration in person — There was no doubt that the Hello Kitty fanatics would be out in droves with their corresponding hideous Hello Kitty fashion outfits:
Left on twitter by aminerat (via [...]
Posted: October 25th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 9
Hello Kitty Burqa
In yet another example that this Hello Kitty 35th anniversary celebration has gone way past the point of sanity, Sanrio invited Portuguese fashion designer Maria Gambina to create a unique fashion piece – the results being the Hello Kitty burqa:
Posted: October 16th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 18
Hello Kitty Lady Gaga Markus & Indrani Photos
My was already a fan of Lady Gaga due to her Hello Kitty hair bow and visit to Japan where she professed her love of the evil feline. This has only grown as Lady Gaga posed for a Markus & Indrani photo shoot for the Three Apples art collection (yet another reason to avoid this [...]
Posted: October 9th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 30
Hello Kitty Headband Bow
No matter how much a Hello Kitty fanatic wishes it to be true, putting on evil feline plush ears with a bow is not acceptable behavior. Asking your significant other to try them on “just to see how they look” pretty much assures that you are comfortable with him living in Hello Kitty hell…
Sent in [...]
Posted: October 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Plush.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Bra and Panties
In another attempt to get me in trouble with my wife (which has unfortunately succeeded), I am now officially not allowed to look at any women other than my wife in Hello Kitty bras and underwear. I was tempted to ask for her to make it a 100% ban on looking at any women in [...]
Posted: October 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 8
Hello Kitty Underwear Fetish (don’t look – it can’t be unseen)
I know it’s going to be a really, really Hello Kitty hellish day when photos like these end up in my email box. I don’t want to know why. I don’t want to know when. I just plain don’t want to know anything about what is going on here. I advise you to turn away [...]
Posted: October 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 32
Hello Kitty Eye Mask
I hate Hello Kitty eye masks. My wife sleeps with them on and there are literally dozens of different patterns on the market. While they help keep the light out of her eyes, they also perpetually have me inches away from dying of a heart attack.
Imagine for a moment that your significant other rolls [...]
Posted: September 30th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Push-Up Bras
A single Hello Kitty bra is disturbing. The fact that stores sell whole racks of them is a pretty good reason to lose faith in the world:
Sent in by Geoff (via Takecrew) which of course begs to ask the question why exactly he was looking at this stuff…
Posted: September 25th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 11
Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump
Here’s this week’s Hello Kitty photo dump of photos sent in that didn’t make the front page of this blog:
Hello Kitty Uterus Plush
Hello Kitty Guitar Meow!
Hello Kitty Jelly Belly Jelly Beans
Hello Kitty Cat Litter
Hello Kitty Asics Shoes
Hello Kitty MP3 Player
And a few photo post updates:
Hello Kitty Darth Vader
Hello Kitty Coffee Maker
Hello Kitty Computer Keyboard
Hello Kitty [...]
Posted: September 19th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 2
Hello Kitty Worst of and Weekly Photo Dump
I received the following question in my email the other day:
What are the worst Hello Kitty products out there?
“Everything?” would be my immediate response. That being said, many of the things that I personally find horrifying never seemed to raise much of a ruckus among the readers here and the Hello Kitty fanatics — well, [...]
Posted: September 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 20
Hello Kitty Crocs
Some things were never meant to be made. Hello Kitty was one such thing. Crocs were another. So was there ever really any doubt that the two would be combined to create Hello Kitty crocs?
Posted: August 23rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion.
Comments: 30
Hello Kitty Jihadist Plush – Hello Kitty Suicide Bomber $5 Extra
Hello Kitty is no stranger to extremism, so it seems appropriate that there is a Hello Kitty Jihadist plush out there:
Posted: August 21st, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 51
Hello Kitty Men’s Underwear Additions
It had to happen. It was bad enough that my wife thought I should be wearing the Hello Kitty low rise underwear, but you can imagine my shock when they arrived at our door in three additional patterns as well:
Posted: August 11th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 49
Hello Kitty Paris Hilton Dress
I know that it’s going to be an extra awful and down right hideous Hello Kitty Hellish day when a photo of Hello Kitty and Paris Hilton combined makes its way into my email box:
Posted: August 9th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion.
Comments: 28
Hello Kitty Baby Doll Dress
One of the more unfortunate aspects of living in Hello Kitty Hell is that there is no end to the number and variety of Hello Kitty clothes that are out there. The result of this when the Hello Kitty fanatic shops is not pretty — both in style and to the pocket book. Take, for [...]
Posted: August 5th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion.
Comments: 39
Hello Kitty Nipple Tassels
While there are a lot of things in life that defy logic, there seems to be a disproportionate number of things Hello Kitty that can make this claim. That’s definitely the truth when it comes to Hello Kitty nipple tassels:
Posted: July 17th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 32
Hello Kitty Katy Perry MAC Corset
I was hoping that I would not have to post this and that it would eventually fade from memory, but readers insist on continually sending me photos of this hideous Hello Kitty corset worn by Katy Perry as part of the MAC make-up collection. Considering what MAC did with their Hello Kitty MAC video and [...]
Posted: July 14th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 32
Hello Kitty Hey Baby Panties
It’s not often that I get in trouble for looking at Hello Kitty stuff (my wife usually dreams that I would be willing to do this), but that is exactly what happened when she saw me looking at this email showing off Hello Kitty “Hey Baby” panties:
Posted: June 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 41
