Archive for 'Hello Kitty Sex'
Hello Kitty S&M Voodoo Doll

The one thing that that you can be certain of is that the evil feline will always find some bizarre niche that nobody would ever think of to continue to sell herself. The Hello Kitty S&M voodoo doll is further proof of that: Sent in by tiffany
Posted: August 15th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 7
Hello Kitty Bondage Sofa (NSFW and Definitely Not For Your Sanity)
There really isn’t any doubt that the evil feline loves her sex. She can pretend all she wants that it is a shoulder massager, but it doesn’t take a genius to know that two kitties are much more likely to meet. Simply knowing that Hello Kitty latex beds, Hello Kitty S&M floggers, Hello Kitty pasties, [...]
Posted: July 13th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 22
Hello Kitty Briefs

Living in Hello Kitty Hell ensures that there are plenty of mentally traumatic experiences that have to be survived on a regular basis. That being said, some of these are much more traumatic than others. The existence of Hello Kitty low rise underwear for men was one such instance and became even more traumatic when [...]
Posted: May 18th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 23
Hello Kitty Bondage Room

One would assume that after the Hello Kitty latex bed there would have been enough Hello Kitty kink for the week, but then that would be greatly underestimating how much Hello Kitty loves her sex. This was made readily apparent when I found out that the Hello Kitty S&M love hotel existing was not enough, [...]
Posted: April 8th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty Latex Bed

It became obvious long ago that despite the the innocent persona that Hello Kitty tries to cultivate, she has a lot of sex on her mind. There is no other reason that the people at Sanrio revived the Hello Kitty vibrator or that they would allow a campaign like this. This is not to mention [...]
Posted: April 6th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 16
Hello Kitty Ultimate Cage Fighting

One would imagine that there would be certain sports where Hello Kitty, no matter how hard she tried, would never be accepted. Of course, that would once again greatly underestimating the evil feline and her quest to put her face absolutely every where. For those of you who still doubt, here is the Hello Kitty [...]
Posted: February 23rd, 2010 under Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Sports, Hello Kitty Strange, Uncategorized.
Comments: 23
Hello Kitty Sex Doll Harem (possibly NSFW)

One would think that it would be impossible to make a harem of sex dolls stored in the closet any creepier, but that is definitely not the case. That’s because when you place a large Hello Kitty plush on the top shelf to watch over them and a Hello Kitty night light on the floor [...]
Posted: November 16th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 26
Hello Kitty Latex Fashion Show
I knew that I would regret posting the Hello Kitty handbag fashion show video. As soon as the video was posted, other Hello Kitty fashion show videos started appearing in my email box (to my disgust, but to the delight of my wife). Among these was a Hello Kitty latex fashion show (possibly nsfw)…
Posted: October 28th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 17
Hello Kitty Bloodfest

There are some things about Hello Kitty fanatics I just don’t want to know. Apparently there is a a rave called Bloodfest where “the Infamous Boom Boom does his blood bath performance which is basically simulated sex in a tub full of blood and bones.” This year Boom Boom incorporated the below Hello Kitty plush [...]
Posted: October 26th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Pokemon Fetish (nsfw – or your sanity)

One would imagine that it really couldn’t get worse than the Hello Kitty fetish underwear, but then that would be highly underestimating the evil feline. Long after any normal person would stop and say, “Okay, this really has gone way too far,” Hello kitty is looking for ways to stretch the bounds of human reason [...]
Posted: October 20th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 31
Hello Kitty Porn Star Tera Patrick

The evil feline has no qualms about being seen with anyone and everyone in the hopes of making an extra sale, as her association with Tera Patrick shows. Hey, porn stars love Hello Kitty too and someone needs to be hawking those “shoulder massagers”: Sent in by Georga
Posted: October 16th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty Bra and Panties

In another attempt to get me in trouble with my wife (which has unfortunately succeeded), I am now officially not allowed to look at any women other than my wife in Hello Kitty bras and underwear. I was tempted to ask for her to make it a 100% ban on looking at any women in [...]
Posted: October 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 14
Hello Kitty Fashion Face Mask

There are a few things that always hold true when it comes to the evil feline. 1. If it’s something that I have no desire seeing, it’s going to end up at my house or in my email box. 2. Of those things that end up in my email box, quite a few of them [...]
Posted: October 7th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 33
Hello Kitty Underwear Fetish (don’t look – it can’t be unseen)

I know it’s going to be a really, really Hello Kitty hellish day when photos like these end up in my email box. I don’t want to know why. I don’t want to know when. I just plain don’t want to know anything about what is going on here. I advise you to turn away [...]
Posted: October 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 43
Hello Kitty Push-Up Bras

A single Hello Kitty bra is disturbing. The fact that stores sell whole racks of them is a pretty good reason to lose faith in the world: Sent in by Geoff (via Takecrew) which of course begs to ask the question why exactly he was looking at this stuff…
Posted: September 25th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 17
Hello Kitty Plush !?

There seems to be a growing trend of Hello Kitty fanatics that not only get joy out of the torment detailed on the blog, but also in getting me in trouble with my wife. An email with the title “Hello Kitty plush” arrived in my email box and I made the bad assumption there would [...]
Posted: September 24th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 36
Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump
Here’s this week’s Hello Kitty photo dump of photos sent in that didn’t make the front page of this blog: Hello Kitty Uterus Plush Hello Kitty Guitar Meow! Hello Kitty Jelly Belly Jelly Beans Hello Kitty Cat Litter Hello Kitty Asics Shoes Hello Kitty MP3 Player And a few photo post updates: Hello Kitty Darth [...]
Posted: September 19th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 7
Hello Kitty Worst of and Weekly Photo Dump
I received the following question in my email the other day: What are the worst Hello Kitty products out there? “Everything?” would be my immediate response. That being said, many of the things that I personally find horrifying never seemed to raise much of a ruckus among the readers here and the Hello Kitty fanatics [...]
Posted: September 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty S&M Flogger

Some things you just can’t make up. The Hello Kitty vibrator shoulder massager is a perfect example. The Hello Kitty love hotel bondage room is another. I have no doubt that the Hello Kitty S&M pink leather flogger also belongs on this list:
Posted: August 17th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 30
Hello Kitty Angel Devil Tattoo

I know that Hello Kitty Hell has moved to an entirely new level when Hello Kitty fanatics not only want to get their tattoos on this blog, but are willing to get me in trouble with my wife to do it. There is really no other way to explain this Hello Kitty angel and devil [...]
Posted: August 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 39
