Archive for 'Hello Kitty Free Crap'
Free Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Giveaway

I thought when I received a Hello Kitty glasses that things couldn’t get any worse. How wrong I was. I should know by now that things can always get worse in Hello Kitty Hell. For some unfathomable reason, someone upon seeing the glasses thought it would actually be a good idea to send me something [...]
Posted: October 2nd, 2012 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 59
Free Hello Kitty Eye Glasses Giveaway

One of the worst things about my life is that people actually think it’s a good idea to send my wife all kinds of Hello Kitty crap. Believe me, the last thing in the world that is needed around my house is anything with the evil feline on it. In most cases, it’s unavoidable that [...]
Posted: September 7th, 2012 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 145
Free Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser Giveaway

The question is, “What does one who lives in Hello Kitty Hell do when a Hello Kitty item is found accidentally misplaced among his own items?” Does he return it to the Hello Kitty fanatic who will never fully understand the amount of true self sacrifice it takes to do such a thing, or does [...]
Posted: April 17th, 2012 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 28
Hello Kitty Bento Making Set Giveaway
While the main reason I decided to take the long shot stab of winning a trip to the Vancouver Olympics was to help out a good cause, I must admit that the thought of escaping Hello kitty Hell for a couple of weeks also made it worth the effort. When I asked my wife to [...]
Posted: January 26th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 220
Hello Kitty Nori Punch Giveaway

This is my second post in my continuing long-shot attempt to win a contest to blog about the Vancouver Winter Olympics and in the process, hopefully help out a good cause. This contest is for a Hello Kitty Nori punch courtesy of my wife (who incidentally has been greatly encouraged by acquaintances who say that [...]
Posted: January 22nd, 2010 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 109
Hello Kitty Ice Cube Tray Giveaway
It is not often that my wife will give away things in her Hello Kitty collection, but she always has a soft heart when it comes to good causes. When we were in Japan, we used to give toys to a local orphanage. Now that we are back in the US, we needed to come [...]
Posted: January 20th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Free Crap, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 163
Hello Kitty Face Carabiner Giveaway

If this is any indication of how this year is going to shape up, it’s going to be one Hello Kitty Hellish 365 days. Now that we’re back in the US, my wife is dutifully trying to Hello Kittify our new place like in Japan. To keep my sanity, I try to take off each [...]
Posted: January 8th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 191
Free Hello Kitty Optical Mouse and Mousepad
First, the posts and updates that happened this past week that weren’t mentioned on the front page: Hello Kitty Girl Mike Carroll Skateboard Decks Hello Kitty Assault Rifle (update) Hello Kitty Schoolgirl Hello Kitty LCD TV (update) And now onto the contest…
Posted: November 14th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 340
Free Hello Kitty Vibrator
So, apparently my mom read my post about the free Hello Kitty shoulder massager and followed the link explaining what the alternative use for it is. To her credit, when I talked to her on the phone, I didn’t get the reaction of disgust and lecture about the sexual promiscuity of the younger generation that [...]
Posted: November 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 28
Free Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager
OK, I’m feeling a little less uneasy about the creepy stalker package for my wife that my parents received after the person that sent the package emailed me and said she wasn’t trying to be stalker-like at all. Apparently she was simply getting ready to move and felt inspired to rid herself of much of [...]
Posted: November 4th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 40
Free Hello Kitty Toaster
Hello Kitty Hell took a major step down into the depths this past week which I never anticipated. I received an email from my parents in the US saying that a packaged addressed to a “Mrs. Hello Kitty Hell” arrived at their house and they wanted to know if I had any idea what it [...]
Posted: November 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 550


