Archive for 'Hello Kitty Jewelry'
Hello Kitty Diamond Sapphire Doll – $150k
A diamond ribbon, over 400 pink sapphires on its body, a citrine nose, black spinel eyes and made of platinum, there is no doubt that my wife will want this. Luckily for me, her business isn’t so good that she can afford the $150,000 it costs…
Sent in by Susan
Posted: October 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Soda Can Necklaces
Hello Kitty, not satisfied to have Hello Kitty body shaped drinks, wants to have her face on all the popular soda drinks as well. While I’m sure that the people at Sanrio are looking into ways to actually create a Hello Kitty Coke and a Hello Kitty Pepsi, until that can be worked out they [...]
Posted: September 10th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 26
Hello Kitty Cross
Sanrio, in its pursuit to make everything Hello Kitty, has decided to take on history and religion at the same time and wants you to believe that it was Hello Kitty, not Jesus, that died for all your sins:
Posted: August 15th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 71
Hello Kitty Tongue Stud
There are many things wrong in the Hello Kitty universe which is readily apparent by simply going through a few posts on this blog, but there are some that are worse than others. I categorize the Hello Kitty tongue stud as one of these:
Posted: August 5th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 61
Hello Kitty 18k Gold Phone Strap
It’s really not like my wife needs to pimp out her cell phone in Hello Kitty anymore than it already is, but then that simple piece of logic never makes any sense to a Hello Kitty fanatic. Thus she has her eyes on a $462 (50,000 yen) 18k gold (1.8 grams) Hello Kitty phone strap [...]
Posted: June 23rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 34
Hello Kitty Pet Jewelry
In Hello Kitty’s never ending quest to dream up new ways to sell anything with the evil feline on it, the people at Sanrio have once again outdone themselves. If expensive Hello Kitty jewelry for yourself isn’t enough, you can now share it with your dog (No, I’m not kidding…and all for the low price [...]
Posted: February 26th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 43
Hello Kitty Wedding Ring
It would seem that I would be thanking Sanrio for not creating these until after I was already married, but Hello Kitty Hell doesn’t make something like this simply disappear due to timing. While Hello Kitty wedding rings weren’t around when my wife and I got married, their appearance so close to our 10th anniversary [...]
Posted: September 17th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Wedding.
Comments: 116
Hello Kitty iPod Earphone Charms
We have already established that Hello Kitty will Hello Kittify virtually everything even to the point of creating the most useless Hello Kitty product ever. Of course, having invented the most useless product ever, she couldn’t stop there and had to try and outdo herself. Thus, we have the Hello Kitty earphone charms:
Taking this to [...]
Posted: September 8th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 32
Hello Kitty Tiara
My wife has decided that we need to go on random Hello Kitty excursions around Japan these next couple of weeks which means I’m going to have limited time to actually comment about the Hello Kitty Hell I’m suffering through. Instead of leaving the blog blank during this time, I have decided to go through [...]
Posted: September 3rd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 86
Hello Kitty Gold Figures & Pendants
Sanrio is the master of series which are made specifically to suck in the Hello Kitty fanatic. Our house would be a fraction of the Hello Kitty Hell it is if series didn’t exist. That’s because it is impossible for a Hello Kitty fanatic to get a single item from any series without getting the [...]
Posted: July 30th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Diamond Ring – Neiman Marcus
There is something seriously wrong in the world when I have to write a blog post about Hello Kitty and diamond rings and feel the necessity to add where the diamond ring is coming from (Neiman Marcus) because it might be confused with other Hello Kitty diamond rings out there. That is just down right [...]
Posted: March 21st, 2007 under Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 28
$164,000 Platinum Hello Kitty Figure
It is stores marketing to Hello Kitty fanatics during the Xmas season that by far worry me the most and you know that they are going to come up with some ridiculously expensive items that all Hello Kitty fanatics are going to be drooling over. This is that award goes to Nihonbashi Mitsukoshi department store [...]
Posted: December 2nd, 2006 under Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 26
My Biggest Fear
When you live in a Hello Kitty Hell, your perspective on certain things can change dramatically. Take, for example, winning the lottery. Most people dream about how wonderful it would be to win the lottery and how they could buy and do all the things they wished they could if they only had more money. [...]
Posted: September 5th, 2006 under Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 11
Hello Kitty Pierced Navel Rings
I received an anonymous email (not sure that opening them up will be such a good idea in the future) telling me I should show my wife the new Hello Kitty pierced belly button rings they have. My wife, of course, knew that it must be something wonderfully Hello Kitty the minute I let out a [...]
Posted: August 23rd, 2006 under Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 28
