Where To Find Hello Kitty Converse Hightops (and anything else on this blog)
As many of you have noticed, I have not posted in awhile. This was not due to there being a lack of the evil feline goods making their way into my life to increase the Hello Kitty Hell I live in or which to rant about, but because of a bet I made with my wife. She once again (at the unfortunate urging of Hello Kitty fanatics that believe this blog is disrespectful to both my wife and Hello Kitty) decided that this blog should be terminated. Somehow the Hello Kitty fanatics have now decided that the real problem is that I am addicted to and obsessed with Hello Kitty since that is the only way that I could write a blog about Hello Kitty (even if it happens to be negative).
There can be no bigger Hello Kitty Hell than actually trying to reason with a Hello Kitty fanatic since they are inherently void of this capability. Unable to convince my wife that I was not “negatively obsessed” with Hello Kitty, I asked her what I could do to prove that I wasn’t. She said that if I could go a month without doing any work on this blog that she would believe me and that she would no longer bother me about closing the blog down. If, however, I couldn’t last a month without working on the blog, I would have to tell any Hello Kitty fan where to get the items on this blog that they wanted and to turn over the blog to her and her Hello Kitty fanatic friends to do with as they wished.
The deal was struck and everything was going fine until many of the regular readers started to complain that I wasn’t updating this blog (since obviously they would have no idea of the bet and why there were a lack of updates). A few days ago the comments lead me to check the admin area of the blog and find that there were several hundred comments that were waiting in line to be moderated. I began going through these and accepting those that were real and deleting the spam.
One of the comments happened to be on the FAQ area asking a question and without even thinking about it, not only did I accept the comment, I also answered it in the main FAQ post. It didn’t take long for my wife and her Hello Kitty fanatic friends to notice that “I had worked on the site.” I protested saying that the spirit of the bet was that I would not put up new blog posts while my wife insisted that by answering the question, I had been working on the blog. After a lot of discussion and several nights spent on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag, we were able to come to an agreement:
I would be allowed to continue to write this blog, but I would have to tell Hello Kitty fanatics where they could get any item they wanted that have been listed on this blog — something that I have been steadfastly against up until this point. Since I already know there is going to be a huge demand to know where to get the Hello Kitty Converse sneakers which Hello Kitty fanatics are always whining about, you can find out all the information you need to know here. For any other items, you can leave a question in the comments and I will answer them there.
While it totally sucks that I have to do this, I felt it was the only option that would allow me to keep blogging without constant fighting (and me ever getting off of the couch and out of the Hello Kitty sleeping bag). So Hello Kitty fanatics, you may think you have won a small prize of being able to know where you can find Hello Kitty products courtesy of my wife, but I still plan to win the war…
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Posted: April 1st, 2009 under Hello Kitty.
Comments: 142
LOVE this blog
OK, time to drop the other Converse. Let the good folks know that this is a fine day!
Now when can we expect to see some new blog entries??
this ain’t funny!!! i need those darn shoes!!!
I hope your marriage is lovely and stable.
Glad to see an update of any kind. Cheers.
Ok, can I say it now?
I’m sorry but this post completely skarred my interest in coming here to read.
sorry, it sounds unreasonable, but yeah.
good luck (:
Brilliant. You sure got a hell of a lot of them! Now, I keep wondering to myself… what was the real reason you were away so long? We missed you!!
Haha wicked! XD Now why havent you posted???
You know, I read this blog often. I also adore Hello Kitty. I have never commented because I see this blog as a fun and hilarious place to see how some “hobbies” can get out of control. I also love that people out there hate HK. It’s not a big deal if someone doesn’t like what I love.
And, really, here’s my point: I think your wife is a child for even daring to ask you NOT to keep this blog, NOT to voice your opinions, and NOT to keep to your promise never to reveal where this stuff can be purchased.
Hell, if I want an item I see on your site, I use my noggin and search for it.
I just wish that HK fanatics could be more respectful and that your HK fanatic wife could just see this site for what it is: GOOD FUN.
Sincerely,
A HUGE HK fan AND a HUGE HKHell fan
Cupcake said it best of all: Honestly, if you tolerate all her Hello Kitty jazz, the very least she can do in return is tolerate YOU having this blog. If she is your wife you are her husband, not her pet. That’s what marriage is all about, compromise.
I did wonder why this blog was so quiet but I knew there had to be a good reason.
Not only is it not over, it’s going to get worse. Once you start telling people where to get this stuff, there’ll be a major run on it and it’ll go out of stock all that much faster. Then they’ll come back, this time whining that you’re deliberately giving them misinformation, or something else equally paranoid.
thats the best news i ever heard!!!1 I need a KH blowlight for my boyfriend where can i get one???????
You are hilarious…I read this site and was wondering what happened to your recent posts..I know I fall into the side of being a Hello Kitty Junkie, but I do have a bf, who graciously puts up with it like u do for your wife..so I can tell u have much love for her, even though this site is to show how much u dislike her favorite hobby, it is still nice of u to give us links! Thanks…
btw..i just checked ur link for the converse info (LOL) and it goes to the blow up light instead? I don’t know if this is an error? thanks!
some/most of the items on this blog are limited editions so even if Mr HKH wanted to…
God, they’re still asking where you can find stuff.
WOW. People need to seriously re-evaluate their lives if they didn’t realize yesterday was a wonderful day.
I am DEEPLY saddened (and really angered) by two things:
That you have finally given in, Mr. HKH,
AND
that some people that come here are LAZY that they can’t wiggle a mouse and type on a keyboard and find this crap out themselves.
You know, it’s people like this that make me want to not come here anymore, with all the whining and crap.
Mr. HKH, I promise to NEVER, EVER send you anything again!
Hopefully, this will help in the fight against evil!
AND, in light of this new development, I’m giving up HK, these people have killed the cuteness and fun of it for me. So for those of you that know me, I will be selling what I have on ebay. Or giving it the hell away so I can distance myself from becoming like the people that have brought this site to an all time low
Mr. HKH, you have won one battle, fight the good fight man!
You got me. damnit.
A wonderful day, people. A wonderful day.
mhkitty06 you can send all your hk stuff to me, I never let other determine how I live my life even if they behave badly because they are not me.
I now realized that we all enjoyed this day immensely.
People come on, it’s a perfect day!
Why haven’t you told people where they can find the stuff they want?
I want to know where the HK converse shoes can be bought and your link didn’t tell me like you said it would! If you don’t come through with your promise, I will email your wife and let her know. Just warning you to keep your end of the bargain!!!
You should continue to keep it a secret! It’s funny that people tried to click the link to see where to get the items
I encourage you to keep doing what you’re doing! Good job!
god no – now i feel bad about posting about the lack of HKH action!
cool.. tell us where to buy the stuffs..
It is already April 4th in Japan.
You should disclose what a wonderful day it was and stop tormenting HK fanatics. This is a bit more than they deserve.
However, it is very interesting that most HK fanatics didn’t see any other possibilities and didn’t get a clue you put (blow-light). Probably because they are fanatics.
He’s not tellin’ you guys a thing.
I applaud you Mr. HKH, your post was quite in the spirit of things a couple of days ago.
I’m amused by everyone asking where to find things, but I think I’m even more amused by those who are angered on your behalf for “losing” a battle. What a wonderful day indeed.
Dude. Seriously. Get your cajones/testicles/manhood out of her HK purse.
I understand being all “let the wifey do what she needs to in order to feel good” on some level.
I would never sleep in the HK sleeping bag. Never would allow someone to crush my freedom of expression. Which does she love more? You or the HK? She must be hella good in bed.
Seriously. If I ever got to meet you, first round is on me.
Win the war!
Damn, people, this was a great day. You all are thick.
I HOPE it was a wonderful day, lol.
Otherwise then I suppose that is pretty bad. I don’t want to say anything mean but wow.
Well done!
I not sure this was such a great day, but he has been plastering this message in his comments.
I can’t believe people still haven’t figured it out yet. Usually, it would take just a few minutes. It’s already been 2 days. XD
Wow i cannot believe that people are still hounding you on this. It was a fantastic day people! Like he would be defeated so easily into giving us that info. *laughter*
This is so amusing. Haha.
Love the blog, and love HK even more. XD
I haven’t been on here to comment in a while, simply because this crap with the HK Fanatics has really ticked me off. I check the site on a regular basis, and when it hadn’t updated in a while, I kind of had a feeling something was up…. So this is my long rant…
We all have our “obsessions,” there’s always that one thing we have to look at on the internet, or the one thing that we simply have to have just because it goes along with your obsession. I currently own a bunch of HK stuff that I will never use, but own it simply because it’s a white cat with no smile and a bow. My exhusband collects GI Joe, checks out GI Joe websites on a daily basis, and will do anything to own any nostalgic GI Joe item he comes across…
And I’ll be honest, when we were together, the GI Joe stuff got old. I’m sure the HK stuff I was buying gave him the same feeling. But if I had started a blog about all the useless GI Joe stuff that’s out there, I really don’t think he would have followed the hype of the “fanatics” and told me to change the way I’m running my blog.
Blogs are for people to vent their frustrations and share their opinions with anyone who might happen to care. It’s not right for us to be demanding anything of the person writing the blog. In my mind, a blog is like a journal that you let people read and voice their opinions, not someplace where you’re forced to give information because the crazy people that are reading the blog are dieing to know. There are these wonderful things called SEARCH ENGINES, and all you have to do is type in what it is you’re looking for, and have some patience while you find the actual site that sells the product you’re looking for.
We should all be thankful that this blog exists. Not only are we aware that HK love is alive and well, but that there are all sorts of crazy people in the world either wasting their time photoshopping pictures to look like it’s a hk product, or they’re actually sitting around pitching ideas for this crap to Sanrio.
We all have to admit, some of this crap is INSANE! Some of us are taking our love for HK and turning it into something that could get you locked up in a mental ward for at least a week. And now some of you have taken it upon yourself to try and break up these people’s marriage…. all for the sake of Hello Kitty? It’s hard enough to stay married these days, let alone stay married while people are telling you that your husband is the scum of the earth because he finds the Hello Kitty Men’s Briefs to be ridiculous.
So, let’s refresh here… Hello Kitty is a cartoon created by a company that is making a lot of money off of “cute”. Mr. HKH is a man just trying to live in a world where everything he sees is cute… and this is his PERSONAL blog about how he’s coping… THIS IS THIS MAN’S LIFE, NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT OR A PLACE TO SHOP… Enjoy the fact that this information is available to you and quit your bitching cuz you can’t find the product in a store or online… maybe you just weren’t meant to have it…
Well played. I am in awe.
Look at it this way… the more people you point to the direction of hello kitty junk, the less your wife has to buy.
It’s truly a shame that your wife has you so Hello-Kitty-whipped that you have to compromise your principles to restore peace.
Haha. Never mind. Good one.
I’m going to say it:-
HUNTEGOWK!!
You know who you all are!
Lol, way to be kitty-whipped!
This may be totally unexpected, but way to go. Compromising with your wife to continue with the blog is, in my own opinion, better that being stubborn and having it come between you and your spouse. And as long as the hello kitty fanatics aren’t whiners about it(<you know who you are; quiddit) It can’t be that bad. Ignore any comments about you being whipped or whatever, I think this is very mature.
Well, I just checked the links and don’t I feel silly! You aren’t really gonna help anyone find this stuff, are you? Oh, well. Kudos to teh blog!!!1!!!
Oh man, buddy, I hear ya….this is exactly the sort of sacrifice one winds up making for the sake of one’s relationship.
When I was still with my past boyfriend of four years, I too had made sacrifices in the form of ‘stuff I would never in hell put up with if I wasn’t trying to make this relationship work,’ by which I mean listening to hour after hour of him describing to me in excruciating detail each individual maneuver he and his assorted opponents had made in session after session of the strategy game Warcraft Three, bc he felt that that was an important portion of his life to which a girlfriend needs to listen.
kelly
Good game, sir. I’m getting a hello kitty tattoo soon and IT WILL BE IN YOUR INBOX. Thankfully, it’s not on my behind.
By the way, whoever you are writing this blog, if your wife is controlling you to this extent, that is ridiculous. It’s your business what you do, but you need to ask yourself whether you can deal with her over-excitement over Hello Kitty.
-Sincerely, a female who loves Hello Kitty, but not to the extent that your wife does.
You people are really funny.
Since you are so despo and getting the items are your LIFE, why not use the time google them yourself instead of whining like a little kid here.
I am so glad that there are other Hello Kitty haters. The happy, good character is destroying all evil, and that is of course out of the question! We must resist being swept away by that ugly thing, and fight with all our power! People with Hello Kitty stuff, repent your sins, and come to the dark side! We have cookies and more!
so then where can we find the stuff, I would like the hello kitty converse….. so please post it…. don´t toy with our feelings…. I know it´s hard that we keep asking you, and some are rude towards you, but some of us don´t mean harm and do respect the fact that you don´t like HK please let us now, the info….