Archive for 'Hello Kitty Fashion'
Hello Kitty Coat
What is it with Hello Kitty fanatics and Hello Kitty plush fashion? Seriously, it’s one of the most disturbing trends for the simple fact that someone with absolutely no fashion sense can look at it and know instantly that they would never be caught dead in something like that. It’s bad enough that these types [...]
Posted: October 30th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 14
Hello Kitty Swine Flu Mask
Apparently the evil feline wants us to believe that flu masks adorned with her image are more than just fashion statements and are actually something you would want to wear to help prevent swine flu. While Hello Kitty fanatics may be willing to place their health in the hands of Hello Kitty products, (as I [...]
Posted: October 28th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 5
Hello Kitty Latex Fashion Show
I knew that I would regret posting the Hello Kitty handbag fashion show video. As soon as the video was posted, other Hello Kitty fashion show videos started appearing in my email box (to my disgust, but to the delight of my wife). Among these was a Hello Kitty latex fashion show (possibly nsfw)…
Posted: October 28th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 11
Hello Kitty Bloodfest
There are some things about Hello Kitty fanatics I just don’t want to know. Apparently there is a a rave called Bloodfest where “the Infamous Boom Boom does his blood bath performance which is basically simulated sex in a tub full of blood and bones.” This year Boom Boom incorporated the below Hello Kitty plush [...]
Posted: October 26th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Beauty Pageant
The thing that I fear most in Hello Kitty Hell is when my wife and I have kids. It’s an absolutely no win situation, fist and foremost, because she will want to have the baby conceived in a Hello Kitty bondage room and delivered in a Hello Kitty maternity ward. If it’s a baby boy, [...]
Posted: October 26th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 25
Hello Kitty Three Apples Fashion
A few more reasons that my sanity is happy that I was able to avoid the entire Three Apples art exhibit and 35th anniversary celebration in person — There was no doubt that the Hello Kitty fanatics would be out in droves with their corresponding hideous Hello Kitty fashion outfits:
Left on twitter by aminerat (via [...]
Posted: October 25th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 9
Hello Kitty Sid Vicious Sex Pistols Mural
The evil feline has no shame. It was obvious that the entire Three Apples 35th Anniversary celebration was going to be Pepto Bismol pink Hell from the beginning, and the appearance of Paris Hilton made things that much worse. Now that photos from the event are being sent to me left and right (seriously folks, [...]
Posted: October 23rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Paris Hilton Three Apples
As if there weren’t already 100 reasons not to attend the Three Apples Hello Kitty 35th Anniversary gala torture chamber, the fact that Paris Hilton showed up pretty much ensured that the whole event would have been unbearably painful:
Posted: October 23rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Fashion.
Comments: 16
Hello Kitty Handbag Fashion Show
I have no doubt that having to sit through a Hello Kitty fashion show would constitute torture to any civilized nation and most people would consider the death penalty appropriate for anyone that actually put one on (miraculously, this is one experience I have yet to endure although my wife still has it on the [...]
Posted: October 22nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Burqa
In yet another example that this Hello Kitty 35th anniversary celebration has gone way past the point of sanity, Sanrio invited Portuguese fashion designer Maria Gambina to create a unique fashion piece – the results being the Hello Kitty burqa:
Posted: October 16th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 18
Hello Kitty Lady Gaga Markus & Indrani Photos
My was already a fan of Lady Gaga due to her Hello Kitty hair bow and visit to Japan where she professed her love of the evil feline. This has only grown as Lady Gaga posed for a Markus & Indrani photo shoot for the Three Apples art collection (yet another reason to avoid this [...]
Posted: October 9th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 30
Hello Kitty Headband Bow
No matter how much a Hello Kitty fanatic wishes it to be true, putting on evil feline plush ears with a bow is not acceptable behavior. Asking your significant other to try them on “just to see how they look” pretty much assures that you are comfortable with him living in Hello Kitty hell…
Sent in [...]
Posted: October 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Plush.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Bra and Panties
In another attempt to get me in trouble with my wife (which has unfortunately succeeded), I am now officially not allowed to look at any women other than my wife in Hello Kitty bras and underwear. I was tempted to ask for her to make it a 100% ban on looking at any women in [...]
Posted: October 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 8
Hello Kitty Fashion Face Mask
There are a few things that always hold true when it comes to the evil feline. 1. If it’s something that I have no desire seeing, it’s going to end up at my house or in my email box. 2. Of those things that end up in my email box, quite a few of them [...]
Posted: October 7th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 28
Hello Kitty Underwear Fetish (don’t look – it can’t be unseen)
I know it’s going to be a really, really Hello Kitty hellish day when photos like these end up in my email box. I don’t want to know why. I don’t want to know when. I just plain don’t want to know anything about what is going on here. I advise you to turn away [...]
Posted: October 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 32
Hello Kitty Diamond Sapphire Doll – $150k
A diamond ribbon, over 400 pink sapphires on its body, a citrine nose, black spinel eyes and made of platinum, there is no doubt that my wife will want this. Luckily for me, her business isn’t so good that she can afford the $150,000 it costs…
Sent in by Susan
Posted: October 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Eye Mask
I hate Hello Kitty eye masks. My wife sleeps with them on and there are literally dozens of different patterns on the market. While they help keep the light out of her eyes, they also perpetually have me inches away from dying of a heart attack.
Imagine for a moment that your significant other rolls [...]
Posted: September 30th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Push-Up Bras
A single Hello Kitty bra is disturbing. The fact that stores sell whole racks of them is a pretty good reason to lose faith in the world:
Sent in by Geoff (via Takecrew) which of course begs to ask the question why exactly he was looking at this stuff…
Posted: September 25th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 11
Hello Kitty Face Stickers for Men
Can I just state for the record that I really hate fashion magazines. It has nothing to do with the heroine addict thin models that grace the pages and the unrealistic “perfect” body image that they send to those that read them. I hate them for a much more basic reason. From time to time, [...]
Posted: September 22nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 18
Hello Kitty Worst of and Weekly Photo Dump
I received the following question in my email the other day:
What are the worst Hello Kitty products out there?
“Everything?” would be my immediate response. That being said, many of the things that I personally find horrifying never seemed to raise much of a ruckus among the readers here and the Hello Kitty fanatics — well, [...]
Posted: September 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 20
