Archive for 'Hello Kitty Fashion'
Hello Kitty Superheroes
Seriously, if my wife ever is able to convince me to go out in an outfit like this, just shoot me. Sometimes there is nothing more to say.
Posted: February 4th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Holiday, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 19
Hello Kitty President Obama
Wars? The economy? Global warming? You would think that the President of the United States would have enough worries on his plate these days with all the current crisis that exist, but things just got a whole lot worse for him and he probably doesn’t even know it. The evil feline has set her sights [...]
Posted: January 30th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 22
Hello Kitty Wig
One would assume that it would be difficult to make anything worse than the Hello Kitty head that has tormented cats (even dead ones), dogs (including those doubly unfortunate enough to belong to Perez Hilton), babies and those related to fanatics who somehow feel this is cute. On a similar note, it would seem nearly [...]
Posted: January 25th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 14
Hello Kitty Kilt
True to form, Hello Kitty has an entire nation of ancestors rolling over in their graves. You knew that something like this would have to be made because if there was one image that had not yet been terrifyingly burned into my brain, it was a man wearing a Hello Kitty skirt. The evil feline [...]
Posted: January 11th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 14
Hello Kitty Louis Vuitton Purse
As I have said plenty of times in the past, if the evil feline thinks that she can make a buck, she will do whatever it takes to do it. While I have no doubt that Hello Kitty is in talks with Louis Vuitton about making a Hello Kitty Louis Vuitton bag, apparently those discussions [...]
Posted: January 11th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Fashion.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty 1974 Finger Costume
I have a simple policy of not telling Hello Kitty fanatics where they can get the stuff on this blog. That doesn’t stop those that worship the evil feline from complaining and whining. When they realize that their tantrums have little effect on me, they move onto the next stage of trying to bribe me [...]
Posted: January 4th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Holiday, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 32
Hello Kitty Bratz Lady Gaga Dress
Apparently Bratz doesn’t feel that Barbie should be the only one to get to wear the dress. It really doesn’t make a difference what doll is wearing it. It’s going to give the average non Hello Kitty fanatic nightmares…
Sent in by tiff (via veik11 – used with permission)
Posted: December 30th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Lady Gaga Barbie
What is worse than Lady Gaga dressed in a Hello Kitty plush dress? The thought of a line of Lady Gaga Barbies wearing that Hello Kitty plush dress:
Posted: December 28th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 25
Hello Kitty Fanatic Shame
When the evil feline puts her claws into you, it’s not pretty and you do things that you will undoubtedly thoroughly regret later in your life. I would be definitely be hiding behind a camera too if I was wearing this ridiculous monstrosity on my head.
Sent in by Kate
Posted: December 22nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 6
Hello Kitty Snuggie
How do you take a really bad idea like Snuggies and make them even worse? Simple — add the evil feline into the mix and you get a truly horrifying piece of material that is sure to leave you friendless:
Of course, Hello Kitty fanatics have been doing the Hello Kitty snuggie bathrobe mod for [...]
Posted: December 17th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Lindsay Lohan Crap
It seems that Lindsay Lohan has decided that she no longer needs some of her Hello Kitty crap. She has decided to sell it to her fans on a new website which she created for the sole purpose of selling all of her old crap (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up). I can’t decide [...]
Posted: December 16th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Pets.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Pajama Bottoms on Men
It’s never a good sign when you see something in Hello Kitty Hell for the first time, but you can usually console yourself with the fact that it was most likely a one time abnormality that you will never have to witness again. It’s much more worrisome when that image appears for a second time [...]
Posted: December 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty POW Ambush Necklace
Living in Hello Kitty Hell, you get used to seeing all the overpriced cheap crap that is out there, but the evil feline seems to take the overpriced theory a lot more seriously than most retailers. Case in point, the Hello Kitty POW! necklace which looks like it comes out of one of those gumball [...]
Posted: December 11th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 16
Hello Kitty Jeans
Seriously, how difficult is it to make a pair of jeans? Apparently, it’s more difficult for Sanrio than for every other clothes manufacturer in the world. Either that or the evil feline wants her fanatic base to be known to each and every person in the world because there is no way in hell that [...]
Posted: December 10th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 38
Hello Kitty Judith Leiber $4000 Hobo Bag
Hello Kitty is up to her old tricks of putting lots of sparklies on ordinary crap and using the pink horror to blind Hello Kitty fanatics into paying a small fortune for it. When my wife showed me this Hello Kitty Judith Leiber piece (while strongly hinting it would make a wonderful gift) she didn’t [...]
Posted: December 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Sweatshirt Will Kill You
Buy a Hello Kitty sweatshirt and die. That is the warning that the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued for Hello Kitty Zip Up Hoodie Sweatshirts by NTD Apparel. Hello Kitty shows her love to children by providing them an effective way to strangle themselves with the hoodie drawstring. Would you expect anything less [...]
Posted: December 3rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 5
Hello Kitty Wedding Dress
Even worse than people asking me to be a Hello Kitty wedding planner is the thought that one day I will have to hear about the concrete plans for my own Hello Kitty wedding. I make every attempt not to write anything about Hello Kitty wedding related stuff because it inevitable leads to trouble. When [...]
Posted: November 23rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Wedding.
Comments: 34
Hello Kitty Hat and Mittens
The people at Sanrio seem to do everything in their power to make my life miserable in winter. The pink set arrived at our house yesterday and is a perfect example to illustrate this point…
Posted: November 20th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 11
Hello Kitty Hoodie
You would think that once Halloween was over that everyone could feel safe from the horror of having Hello Kitty fanatics dress up as the evil feline. Sanrio, in all their evilness, has other ideas. In an effort to torture all non Hello Kitty fanatics into submission, Sanrio wants to make dressing up as Hello [...]
Posted: November 17th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 27
Hello Kitty Schoolgirl
You know that you have lived in Hello Kitty Hell far too long when you take a look at photos like this and immediately say to yourself, “well at least her face mask isn’t Hello Kitty” when in reality any sane person would be running as fast as they could in the opposite direction in [...]
Posted: November 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Holiday, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 17