Archive for 'Hello Kitty Plush'
Hello Kitty Bikini Plush Nightmare
Damn, just damn (shakes head, tries to push image out of mind, feels ice-cream type headache invade brain and no matter what is attempted, the image won’t go away…)
I know that part of living in Hello Kitty Hell is the risk that something will show up in my email that will traumatize me for the […]
Posted: February 27th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 59
Hello Kitty Christmas Tree II
I should have known that it was going to get worse (this is, after all, Hello Kitty Hell where things always get worse no matter how bad they may seem). Thus we move from the Hello Kitty pink Christmas tree to the Hello Kitty Plush Christmas tree:
Of course, my wife loves both and is […]
Posted: December 20th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Holiday, Hello Kitty Plush.
Comments: 22
Hello Kitty Race Queen
If you ever had any doubt that Hello Kitty wants it all, this should help put it to rest. Not satisfied to been the queen of cuteness, Hello Kitty also wants to be sexy. What other explanation can be found for this Hello Kitty Zent race queen plush:
What exactly is Zent you ask? It’s a […]
Posted: August 17th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sports.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Superhero
As mentioned previously, Hello Kitty has a problem with other pop culture and invariably tries to make it her own. She has obviously reached the point where all the superheroes have taken too much of the limelight away from her and instead of morphing the superheros into Hello Kitty, she has gone out and created […]
Posted: August 13th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 25
Hello Kitty Tar Art
It only happens once in a blue moon, but it does happen when I least expect it. Something Hello Kitty gets sent to me that makes me believe that there might be light at the end of the Hello Kitty Hell tunnel. Something that makes me think, well, maybe, just maybe, this Hello Kitty Hell […]
Posted: July 20th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 29
Hello Kitty Plush Dress (again)
There is a lot about Hello Kitty that scares me, and then there are Hello Kitty items that absolutely petrify me:
Apparently the Hello Kitty plush couture dress didn’t remain on the runway. It takes something pretty hideous that is able to both terrify and be just plain wrong at the same time. How anyone, including […]
Posted: July 13th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush.
Comments: 23
Hello Kitty Couture
I know that it is going to be a truly Hello Kitty Hellish day when my wife screams, “OMG!! You’ve got to come here and look at this!!!! It is soooooo cute!” I should have learned by now when those words exit my wife’s mouth, the only logical course of action is to induce some […]
Posted: July 6th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 31
Hello Kitty Proof
I received an email from someone who challenged me saying that I was making Hello Kitty Hell up and exaggerating. Oh, if only that were truly the case!! The one thing that you will learn as you continue to read this saga is that it all gets so absurd that nobody could ever be that creative (or […]
Posted: August 22nd, 2006 under Hello Kitty Plush.
Comments: 12
