Archive for 'Hello Kitty Pets'
Hello Kitty Perez Hilton Dog Head
It has already been established that owners will do masochistic sadistic things to their pets like place Hello Kitty heads on their cats and dogs, so this Hello Kitty head on Teddy, Perez Hilton’s dog, is not really all that surprising:
Posted: March 23rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Pets.
Comments: 34
Hello Kitty Pet Jewelry
In Hello Kitty’s never ending quest to dream up new ways to sell anything with the evil feline on it, the people at Sanrio have once again outdone themselves. If expensive Hello Kitty jewelry for yourself isn’t enough, you can now share it with your dog (No, I’m not kidding…and all for the low price […]
Posted: February 26th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 38
Hello Kitty Dog Blanket
There are few things worse than being the significant other of a Hello Kitty fanatic, but one possible exception may be being the pet of a Hello Kitty fanatic. This is especially true if you happen to be a canine. While it would seem that nothing could be more humiliating for a dog than to […]
Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 29
The Cathood of the Travelling Hello Kitty Head
As has been well established, Hello Kitty by herself is frightening, but Hello Kitty fanatics rarely are able to leave this frightfulness alone. They have to test the limits. They do this by projecting that their love of Hello Kitty must also be shared by their pets. So they decide that placing a Hello Kitty […]
Posted: January 2nd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 80
Hello Kitty Dog
It doesn’t take long for Hello Kitty fanatics to take a bad idea of the Hello Kitty cat and make it even worse. When it comes to Hello Kittifying, no pet is safe, even if you’re a dog:
Living in Hello Kitty Hell, I know the humiliation that this dog must feel. While it may be […]
Posted: July 27th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 41
Hello Kitty Cat (more)
We all hoped, prayed and basically got down on our knees and begged that the Hello Kitty cat was an aberration - a Hello Kitty marketing attempt that was woefully wrong that nobody would ever purchase. It wasn’t possible that there were actually Hello Kitty fanatics out there (beyond my wife) that would be willing […]
Posted: July 26th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 49
Hello Kitty Cat
I feel sorry for all cats that are owned by Hello Kitty fanatics because it’s things like this which they have to look forward to in their life:
Yes, it’s a “turn your cat into Hello Kitty” kit and runs about $150. If cats have nightmares, this is exactly what they are made of. My wife […]
Posted: July 11th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Pets.
Comments: 36
Hello Kitty Doghouse
No, we don’t have a dog, but that doesn’t matter in the least bit for my wife who wants this $30,000 Hello Kitty Doghouse:
While it may be better than tattooing a dog with Hello Kitty, it’s not better by much. You have to feel sorry for any dog that must live in a Hello Kitty […]
Posted: July 7th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 16
Hello Kitty Dog Tattoo
There are a lot of things that are just plain wrong with Hello Kitty fanatics. Getting a Hello Kitty tattoo is one of them. Getting a Hello Kitty Star Wars tattoo is even worse. But when Hello Kitty fanatics start tattooing their dog with Hello Kitty, there has been a boundary that has been […]
Posted: June 16th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 119