Category Archives: Hello Kitty

Fanatic Film Documentary

I debated whether or not I should post this, but I decided that if the fanatics here find something to focus on rather than this blog, that can never be a bad thing. Apparently, someone thought that it would be a good idea to make a documentary film about Hello Kitty fanatics (obviously someone that has never really had to spend much time with them in the past). I assume it’s going to be marketed as some type of real … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty’s Birthday

If you have to ask “When is Hello Kitty’s birthday?” or don’t instantly know that it’s November 1, 1974, then consider yourself one of the luckiest people on the planet. If you do know that November first is Hello Kitty’s birthday, you either have been endowed with an unfortunate intellect which for some unimaginable reason gives you the misguided sense to be a fanatic, or have the truly horrible misfortune to be close to a fanatic. And while it’s a … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Japan Tsunami

I would never encourage anyone to buy Hello Kitty crap, but I know that some of you reading this blog are planning to do so no matter how much a rant and rave. If you are planning to buy anything in the near future, then I would encourage you to do it on Thursday March 31 since 100% of profit will go to help the earthquake and tsunami victems in Japan (you don’t realise how painful if was for me … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Fanatic Kid Hell

When it comes to Hello Kitty Hell, the question is who has it the worst. Obviously, everyone and everything that has contact with the Hello Kitty fanatic has to endure their own form of Hello Kitty Hell. While I maintain that it is the significant others of the Hello Kitty fanatic that have it the worst (still doubt?), the dogs and cats of the Hello Kitty fanatic certainly have a valid claim as well. Add the kids of Hello Kitty … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Magazine in UK

You know, I would think that by now people would realize that I really have no desire to help them spread the cult of Hello Kitty — but of course, that would be greatly underestimating the intellect of those that promote the evil feline. Case in point — this recently ended up in my email box: Dearest Gatekeeper of HK Hell, I’ve just started working for HK mag UK, and one of the segments I produce is about the bonkers … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Week in Review

It’s that time of the week again to self inflict massive amounts of pain to your brain by looking at the Hello Kitty crap that didn’t make the front page. This email I received sums it up pretty well: This site freaking proves how deadly and dangerous a place the internets really is. One minute I’m pretending to work while searching guitars on google and everything is great the world is a happy place for me. About 3 clicks and … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Week In Review

It’s never a good sign when the first week of the New Year begins with situations like this, and it gets even worse when I take a look at all those posts that didn’t make the front page this week. Flee while you can and leave the links below alone because once you look, there is no erasing what you have seen: Hello Kitty Weapons (photo gallery) Hello Kitty Fanatic Significant Other (update) Hello Kitty Star Wars (photo gallery) Hello … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Weekly Update

It’s that time when I list all those updates and posts that didn’t make the front page. If you really want to make 2010 better than 2009, one of the first resolutions that you should make is to stop torturing yourself by looking at all the Hello Kitty crap that exists in the world. That mean leaving this blog right now and doing something massively more productive and beneficial to the world like watching butter melt or grass grow. And … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Weekend Update

Don’t you have some holiday shopping to do? Yeah, it sucks fighting the crowds, but it is immeasurably more pleasant than looking at the links below that didn’t make the front page this past week. So is eating fruit cake — or for that matter, getting whacked upside the head with a fruit cake. What I’m trying to subtly say is that you can basically do anything else that you can imagine — no matter how painful it may be … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Weekly Links

I know, I know. It’s like a car wreck. Even though you know that you will thoroughly regret it, you still slow down and take a look. In the same way, you know that you will thoroughly regret looking at all this Hello Kitty stuff that didn’t make the front page: Hello Kitty POW Ambush Necklace Hello Kitty LCD TV (update) Hello Kitty Christmas Wreath Hello Kitty Blythe Doll Hello Kitty Judith Leiber $4000 Hobo Bag Hello Kitty Band Aids … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Weekly Photos

It’s that time of the week again where you know that you should not be anywhere near this blog if you want to keep any of your sanity or sleep well in the coming 7 days. Go outside and cut down a Christmas tree (preferably the non Hello Kitty type) — you’ll be much happier than if you decide to take a peak at the evil feline horror show that didn’t make the front page this past week: Hello Kitty … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Must Die

It’s not often you come across the perfect gift for the Hello Kitty fanatic, but Hello Kitty Must Die by Angela S. Choi is a pretty close to being one. I don’t even know what is inside it and I already like it. Of course, I would spend at least a month on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag if I ever get it for my wife, but it may be worth the price… Sent in by Jennifer

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Call For Artists

This is a non Hello Kitty related post that I will leave up here for a few days concerning another project that I’m currently working on called the Penny Experiment. I’m hoping to donate a lot of food to food banks. If you would like to help in this project, it would be most appreciated. The greatest need right now is to let people know that the project exists. If you feel that the project is worthwhile, I’d greatly appreciate … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Holiday Photo Dump

It’s that time of the week. You once again have the opportunity to spare yourself from the horror that the evil feline has to offer this week. Simply go outside and do something productive and fun. Your other choice is to click on the links below to all those photos that didn’t make the front page. If you choose the later, consider inviting some of your visiting relatives to share in the horror so they can better appreciate all they … Continue reading

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Weekly Update

It’s once again that time of the week where you have the choice of leaving this blog and enjoying your weekend, or inflicting pain and torture upon yourself by looking at all the horrifying additions that didn’t make the front page this week. A bit of advice — just because there is a car wreck doesn’t mean that you have to look… Hello Kitty Luggage (update) Hello Kitty Hat and Mittens Hello Kitty Flowers (update) Hello Kitty Hangers Hello Kitty … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Fanatic Significant Other Photo

The worst part of having a Hello Kitty fanatic as a significant other is that they think that taking photos of you with Hello Kitty things is cute. If you are naive enough to indulge this urge of the Hello Kitty fanatic, you end up with photos like this of you holding a Hello Kitty bath mat and awkwardly smiling toward the camera:

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Hello Kitty Photo Dump Posts

It’s that time of the week again where you have the choice to go outside, enjoy the day and keep your sanity, or go through all the posts that didn’t make the front page of this blog. I highly recommend the first option, but for those of you who are into self torture, there is plenty to make you have nightmares: Hello Kitty Toilet (update) Hello Kitty Sex Slave (update) Hello Kitty Sandwich Bag Mod Hello Kitty Gumball Machine Hello … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Photo Dump

It’s that time of the week again when those posts that that didn’t make the front page are listed for self induced torture for those who decide for some unfathomable reason that you must go and visit them (It must be car wreck syndrome — you know you shouldn’t look, but you have to anyway…). The scariest part is that it seems no matter how many of these I list, more still arrive – a constant Hello Kitty Hell… Hello … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump

Another week and another list of photos that didn’t make the front page of the blog, but are still worthy of Hello Kitty Hell. As always, it’s best to turn off your computer or move onto another blog and ignore these because you will surely wish you hadn’t seen them if you click on the links. For those that feel a lot of pain and anguish is exactly what you need at the moment, click away… Hello Kitty Crystal Music … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump

For those of you that enjoy torturing yourself to no end, here are the photos from the last week that didn’t make the front page of the blog, but still will send shivers down your spine (just don’t do it – you’ll be much happier if you avoid these links and go for a long walk – you have been warned…) Hello Kitty Porn Star Tera Patrick (sfw) Hello Kitty Farmville Hello Kitty Tattoo Promo Hello Kitty Sushi Plush Hello … Continue reading

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